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bilg aly and resumed his supper lippincott a magazine his practice hello Is that doctor Gl Izzard s office I 1 yes I 1 d like to speak to the doctor he a busy bus jut just now an hour passed hello I 1 doctor Gl blizzard izzard no this thie Is his big office but hee bee ausy lapse of another hour hello I 1 want to talk to doctor blizzard I 1 he hes a bus busy BUS i 9 what in thunder keeps him to io busy busi he has a playing golf A distinction dinks 1 I don t see the dif difference terence be tween playing bridge tor for prizes arid and gambling tor for money mone winks there a a lot when ou play for money you sou get something worth north having more rom ro rn m atie man w went ent in the 8 locman 3 shop chop ills his feet tere ere long and wide vide the laid aid to try them on you d hotter better step att t outside in palliation the elderly lut ut well w ell preserved bachelor was trying to make love to the proud young beauty why wh mr fr Squi llop she exclaimed in astonishment why dont you sou take somebody of our ow own n age you re 16 as old as as old as the moral law 1 I know it miss alias fann he said but I 1 in in a good deal better state of preservation his work first employer how long has got rox a s boy worked in your office 7 second employer about half an hour he has been with us six months row judge lightning calculator A st louis newspaper Is offering one hundred dollars tor for the ten best beat reasons why people should move moie to missoura Miss bourl ourt I 1 could give ten reasons why one t don t do it why not because you would then owe him one ona hundred dollars the weary inquiry I 1 want something in tho the way of light summer literature you under 6 stand I 1 a nd it must be something very veo light indeed the tha new boy at the news stand land looked at the tourist and in quiren do 3 ou think wore were selling the stuff by the pound too good natured bobbie oh ob mammal mamma have nou lou seen uncle jake he looks awful happy bobbles bobbies mother the matter with hima I 1 think he has been taking some of that good natured alcohol lite life warm bunch bacon I 1 see more than fewer fawer tons 0 of froal chaj were mined in the united kingdom lost last year than in the year bt buforo fore egbert well they don t reilly need it the cuff suffragette bunch Is making it warm enough over there post graduates md did you teach any young ladies how to gwim at the sea seashore no I 1 merely made them think that t thought they thought I 1 was wa teaching them to swim ARTS discouragements DISCOURAGE MENTS Z COLM 0 L 9 14 1 71 9 why do so many theaters clodo cleio in the summer bummer time because answered the burlesque manager people can t be expected to tako take much interest in comic costumes during the seaside bathing display melancholy fate I 1 id d hate to be a little ni hi 1 ahat I hat 19 1 it if I 1 v ere not me and here 8 ma m clars the reason why sonic one mould surely sv at me proved it mrs bravn armed lite late at the regu lar meeting of her rard card club and appeared quite unlike her usual calm well vell poised belf upon being asked the cause of 0 her apparent perturbation perturb atlon she explained thit while waiting ailing A for the street car she had been greatly annoyed by ci a who insisted upon talking to her what did you ou doa do inquired her sympathizing friends well to show him I 1 was a lady I 1 t slapped his face judge dutch courage excuse me old man says the intimate friend but really you ou ought not to take on so eo many cocktails just before going home to dinner it isn t that I 1 like th almost weeps the gentleman addressed jo K in a moment of semi maudlin confidence I 1 don t care tor for but 1 I got to get up shome short 0 courage to be able to acl in th presh ensho ol 01 0 in wile sh new butler judge helping the bride when mrs blank who had always lived near the coast was married she went to the fie in a small kansas town shortly after her arrival she called on her butcher and ordered a quart of scallops wh mrs blank said the dealer I 1 guess you ou will find those at the dressmaker s and be added kindly remembering that she was a bride I 1 think they the re sold by b the sard 3 ard lippincott a magazine neighborly comment local busybody BUS body as new residents pass awful people my dear the mother so dreadfully loud I 1 im m quite sure she isn t a nice sort of person and as tor for the daughter vicars vicar a wife well X ell she looks a quiet little thing busybody BUS body M dear just IL iti detest those quiet people still wa teis run deep you ou know punch absent minded then minnie you lou are going to get another physician instead of the old health inspector yes he is too absent minded ro re bently as he examined me with ther the stethoscope he suddenly called out hello na who be Is if beaetter Bla Dla etter munich FELINE e betl 32 y i I 1 glida aglid 11 hu 11 people so go to the country they the 1 leave eave the cats behind marion aben where u here do all ali those on the hotel piazzas como come framl in boston ion talk ibous cur breakfast foods of cedar or of rine fine hut but gi elt nie ie an ani kind of pla it G good enough for mint mine explanatory old isaacs entering unannounced vat you mean py bolting mine daughter in our lap bey liouns oung rosenbaum vell veil her mut mat ter slid she nas as worth heir beir la ili goldt I 1 nas as doing a leedle calculating dot dots a all f puck other exit dryly at last things are arc coming my way said the actor as he bolted dripping from the stage eggs acal responded the tha stam stac manager dryly |