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Show WHY CHART LACKED DETAIL Wife Found It Simply Impossible to Put Down All the Remarks Hubby Had Made. A physician needed a nurse's uiedi-sal uiedi-sal chart, but had none at hand. The man's wife was nursing him, so he drew lines on a sheet of paper to represent rep-resent a chart. He instructed the wife how to fill it out and left. Next day the physician called, looked at the chart and was puzzled to find so many remarks registered, far removed re-moved from things medical remarks most irrelevant, in fact. He asked an explanation from the wife and he got it ! Wifey motioned the physician to follow her into the adjoining room, whispering to him that she did not wish husband to hear the apology she must make for him. "You see, doctor, I couldn't put down all the remarks he made, even if you did want to know them. I'm awfully sorry but you see he used so many swear words about you, doctor, because you wanted to 'know every word a man said.' " |