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Show A New Ending. Everyone has heard authentic stories stor-ies of fhe man who asked another; "Who is that old frump over yonder?" and got the reply, "She is my wife." But the story doesn't go far enough. Jones observed an old lady sitting across the room. "For heaven's sake!" he remarked to Robinson, "who is that extraordinarily extraordi-narily ugly woman there?" "That " answered Robinson, "is my wife." Jones was taken aback, but moved up front again. "Well," he said persuasively, "you just ought to see mine!" |