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Show Many a bachelor will breathe easier, for leap year has gone. Tlila should be a good year, for there is luck in odd numbers. Love is the one game that has no code of rules, and wants none. How Is it that fudge can be sent by parcel post, though dynamite is refused? re-fused? The get rich quick rascal always has a get rich quick victim. They g together. Mules are no joke, at least not Missouri Mis-souri mules, for they now command $212 a head. Make Courtship a Science Is the mc tto of the Fathers and Mothers' club of Boston. Sir Thomas Lipton says liquor drinking is ruining the nations. And tea is so cheap, too! "If society women smoke," remarks one of them, "that's their business." Also, the tobacconists. A car horse in New York committed suicide. Another instance of human . intelligence in animals. , i A duty neglected today wields a scourge tomorrow. When New York gets a $10,000,000 stadium it will be almost classical. The old year tried tc bring in side whiskers, but the task was, beyond its strength. One example of doing a perfectly useless thing is giving a smoker in Pittsburg. Lawlessness is instinctive with us. Shipping live animals by parcel post Is all the rage. Gold fish figure In a case of lease breaking, but not on account of the noise they make. Out of 12,000 buildings built last year In Greater New York 5,200 are classified as "frame." The pennant winning of 1913 4s being be-ing conducted around every hot stove in town and country. The unscrambling of eggs that are brought in by parcel post is a difficult diffi-cult job. Eggs is eggs. With the patenting of "harmless" hatpins the opportunities for crowds to gatner will be increased. |