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Show His Vow Came to an Anti-Climax. A much-bearded man rambled into a barber shop and submitted to a shave, a haircut, a shampoo, a singe, a massage mas-sage and everything else the barber could think of, at the same time listening listen-ing with keenest' enjoyment to the tonsorialist's remarks about all things on earth and in the waters under the earth. So long before that he had forgotten for-gotten the gentleman. name und what office he was running for the old man had vowed never to he shaved or shorn until So-and-So was elected. When he at last awoke to a realization that nobody cared if he never shaved he concluded to shave just to show 'em that he didn't care whether they cared or not. Kansas City Star.. |