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Show What has become of the old-fashioned man who daubed his head up with hair oil? - The trouble about Joy rldir.g with blondes is that you are liable to winii up in a brunette hearse. There are too many men who. when they pray, say: "Forgive us our debts as we forgive our creditors." When a man finds a dollar h wastes $20 worth of time telling about his luck and spends $6 celebrating it. If it was against the law to be a good husband you wouldn't be able to get a married man out of the house at night. A four-flusher can't get away with! It downtown. But he can make so much fuss over spending a dime to take his wife to a picture show that she w ill regard him as a reckless devil. |