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Show The Line-Up "Is Mary your eldest sister?" "Yes." "And who comes after her?" "You and two other fellows." Down and Out JohnnySo you are down here for , month? What I can't understand is hou you girls afford such a long vacation, GladysOh, that's easy. We spend one month on the sands, and the other 11 we're on the rocks. His Dish Edward-Golf is pie for me. Irving-Yes, I see you just took another slice. Said one girl to another : ''Let's cross over to the other side of the street, so that we'll meet Jack. 1 want to ignore him!" Truth That Hurts First Mother Are you bothered much by your children telling fibs? Second Mother Not so much as by their telling the truth at very inappropriate inappro-priate times. Umpah describes a harmonica as corn on the cob set to music. With the Rest Tubby After all, fools help to make life interesting. When all the fools are killed off, I don't want to be here. Pete Don't worry; you won t be. |