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Show Orsoii T7ellss Introduces Many of Him to a Feiv Orson Welles, of "Citizen Kane" fame, once gave a small town lecture. lec-ture. There were but few listeners and no chairman present. So he up and introduced himself in the following fashion: "I am a director of plays," he said. "I am a producer of plays. I am an actor on the legitimate stage. I am a writer of motion pictures. I am a producer of motion mo-tion pictures. I am a motion-picture motion-picture actor. I write, direct, and act for the radio. I am a magician. magi-cian. I also paint and sketch. I am a publisher. I am a violinist and a pianist. Isn't it a shame that there are so many of me and so few of you?" |