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Show Sad Conclusion "Ifi.-nry, hon-y, I'm to be In oui clula amateur th;jtri'.-ril,'i. What do you think people will t;jy when they h'-o rne in tichls?" "They'll probably Kay I married you for your money." A milkman, inducted into th army, wrote back home from camp: "Jiessie, I Dure do lik this army life. It's nice to lit abed every morning until five-thirty." Don't 'Jlicy? Teacher (to new pupil) Do you know the alphabet? What letter comes after A? New Pupil All of them. They're liven "I'd fire you in a minute," cried tho irascible manager, "if I thought I could get another man to fill your job." "And I'd quit In a minute," sighed the weary bookkeeper, "if I wa3 through with rny night course in welding." Frightful "What's that ugly insignia on the side of the bomber?" "Sh-h-h-h. That's the commanding officer looking out of a port hole." Scat of Learning The lad was dull at school you see; His dad took things to heart. He took the lad across his knee And there he made him smartl Judy, aged two and a half, had had a great deal of hard toast from babyhood on. Only a few times had she had fresh bread. At supper one evening she said: 'Tlease, Mummy, may I have some bread without any noise in it?" Loved But Not Lost He Have you ever loved and lost? . She No, the jury awarded me $10,000 heart balm. |