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Show u In the Dog House Jcje With whom was your wife quarreling last night? Bill Why, she was scolding the dog. Joe Poor beast. I heard her threaten to take the front door key away from him. Or Both? Daisy Would you be happy with 10,000 a year? Mae Men or dollars? Peace Maker Judge And you call yourself a peace-loving man? Defendant do, your honor. Judge Even after you slugged Casey on the jaw? Defendant Yes, your honor. I never nev-er saw Casey so peaceful as just after I ' bit him. Bonchead Al Gee, the elephant must be dumb. Bill What makes you say that? Al His head is so full of ivory that it sticks out. Bargain sale where a woman ruins one dress to buy another. |