Show AMERICA GOES BACKY this Is going to be a back backyard y ard summer the slogan is see your y our own Land landscaping landscape scaP ing firsti the gas and tire cris isis going to duce to millions of 0 americans the attractions ol of their own homes merchants report boom sales of 0 hammocks swings lawn games rustic furniture porch comforts comfort s and outdoor grin grills s one big department store to re reports lepor ts a run on an shuffle board sets ets croquet sets and archery equipment believe it or not it is even adver advertising ti sing six foot stilts as 93 91 great lit fun un tor for grownups grown ups so many target games are being bought together with the archery sets that it la Is a q question u is is t I 1 0 n whether or not more people wont be hurt at home borne than were formerly hurt on the open ro roads a ds people who have gone for life in their own backyards insist that they have discovered it possible to enjoy all the comforts they used to drive mi miles I 1 es t to 0 get with a 50 per cent cut in indigestion no interference from the motorcycle cops and 90 per cent fewer family disputes the great joy of spending an entire sunday in IA one family group with no battles regarding detours Is being widely discovered and it is am amazing abing how many people are discovering that a hotdog cooked on a backyard backward grill tastes oetter than the ones in the roadside aa stands ads not to ment mention to n the additional exercise setting up the grill getting the charcoal and rushing for salve t to apply to burned thumbs imagine the complete change in american habits a whole sunday without any interference by traffic raffle lights the fine thing abut about a charcoal grill is that it has no carburetor adjustments lust just ments and no detective defective windshield wipers and it has no body squeaks squeals or funny noises under the chaws chassis and this Is what makes a charcoal grill such a genuine relief you only use one to the yard and no woman driver Is going to back into it that the holdout hold out system of collecting the income tax will go through h Is certain ceita ln out ot of almost every mans salary a percentage will be deducted at the office and turned over to uncle sarn sam can you remember away back when the bookkeeping department in a business house lived a normal life have you got a rubber stamp you know how it tends to slow give ve it to a your country no now w let it help to slow the toe foe general spaatz named head ol of air forces headline eisenhower Elsen hower nimitz Strater spaatz boy will this be confusing to the germans German sl A man who killed a neighbor for leaving the radio on too loudly has been let laff with seven years to 1 prison the judge must have lived in an apartment too president roosevelt says it may ho be necessary to confiscate all auto tires the president now looks at the com common man citizen and sayi 1 I 1 mind being in your shoes it if tire confiscations become a tact fact it may be necessary to reword that old campaign pledge A two quart garage and four cars on every tire THE WORRIED I 1 have four tires on my car all a little worn and every night I 1 have a tear fear they wont be there next morn 1 I pat each one and gently say goodnight and bless your hearal lets hope therell be another week before we have to parti they seem to look at me and sigh before the do doors ris I 1 slam well anyhow its one more day zed by uncle saml |