Show ap ANOTHER TAX IDEA its ita all done by suction pompi pump the treasury department has proposed that congress require that 10 per cent of your wages and other income be deducted at the source and paid to uncle sam for income taxes I 1 no no nd sleepless nights no complicated eathem mathem mathematical problems no troublesome routines esl no blanks just come in and bring a gallon of blood randolph paul the treasury expert behind the latest idea says there will be novice taxpayers under our new laws all in the lower brackets and that as few of them can save any money for taxes t a x es the only on y way to collect is to take it at the source its a perfect fe ct tax collection plan ball bear tag ing high speed and frictionless it picks up the lint oft off the rugs and the dandruff oft off your shoulders A baby can use it as well as an adult you pay through the nose under federal nose control it makes it easier easle for everybody except the boss and the ing department IV well 1 too groggy to notice a liitle tie extra work anyhow U under d r mr pauls proposal the boss candles handles the whole business lie he does the deducting answers your squawks tries to smooth your wounded feelings and then prepares certificates affidavits and miscellaneous papers to be filed and forwarded to all necessary addresses the employer gets carbon copies while the glee club softly sings among my souvenirs not that you dont have to bother to make out a tax blank you have to do that just the same as ever the new plan makes in kes it more exciting if when you figure up what you owe uncle sam you find the 10 per cent share of your salary has overpaid the tax you apply for a refund f if you find youre still shy a few dollars you send em in and if youre still baffled you retire to a cool dry place and await furt further ler sav advises advices ad loii vices it probably never will be passed but if it is the folks will take it without undue lamentations war Is war and it costs money bus lines pooled headline all the road hogging is to be dune done under one head bead now new the government again this time through donald M nelson warns that autos may be seized unless every driver cuts down his speed and uses his tires as little as possible how hoi about having the cops stop and take the names of all those drivers who still ignore all the warnings and then beginning the seizures from that list uniforms uni arms for the army hale hake been c chosen osen and it is is a relief to know tha that they ey will he be standardized so that no 1 lady d mil ill refuse to turn out on the ground some other member ol of the outfit looks smarter MYSTERY im full of curiosity which nothing ever throttles why women think tor for charm they need so many jars and bottles PIER all work on theaters and ball par parks ks must be stopped it is announced n by the skinny oday captain of the grammar school nine says he hopes hope it mean that his team cant complete that new backstop made of rusty wire add similes he was as exhausted as a man who just cut his bis lawn with a power mower GANGWAY elmer twitchell twitched is all upset over a rumor he just heard in connection with the ban bai i on cups cuffs on mens trousers tr he hears that sir mr henderson Hen denon may order the site seizure ol of all mens pants maki this summer if the situation gets worse A german U boat commander judging from his radio message Is worried because american girls can pit it on bathing beaches Is it possible that gruber is to declare war on miss america As we understand it washington Is now pessimistic pessimist io because of all the optimism patriot no the lellow who reading that uncle sam must ban c cuffs a on trousers to conserve cloth goes down and orders six new suits before the cuff order takes fakis effect wooden tires have been sue suc in st louis but I 1 it must aseem seem funny funky to call up bp a c carpenter papu enci to fix a flat bat |