Show Z ph billip r SAVING TIRE WEAR WEAK anybody who drives more than 40 miles an hour Is a slacker mr henderson in his appeal tor for rubber saving true but the average man has become so accustomed to moving fast that he unconsciously gets into the upper speedometer brackets only today we were riding to town with elmer twitchell a fiery exponent of cutting down speed to save san tires mr henderson is dead right sn snapped mr twitchell Twit cheU this is no joking matter tires must be saved and it can only be done by driving with more care ile he was doing about 28 now 1 I cant understand the mental processes sea 0 of the american who reads all a about bo ut the rubber situation knows how speed shortens the life of tires and yet keeps on driving as he always did it Is shameful we noticed the speedometer now showed 32 were in a great et war our country needs every ounce of rubber it can get there are no more new tires to be had everybody ought to know without being told that it Is impossible to conserve tires and not reduce driving speed at all times yet we find ignorant stupid fellows driving as if nothing had happened 1 lie he has now got go the a old 0 ad bus up to 38 why do people take these wa warnings rn from government agena agencies lea so lightly something should be done to make them obey the suggestions there Is no place in american life toda today y tor for the speed nut who just wont change his habits lie he was now doing about 42 1 I 1 favor backing up henderson went on mr Twit twitchell cheU with deep agitation gi tation every community should b back ack him up the police should be more vigorous no halfway measures should be shown I 1 am tor for the arrest and punishment of every shortsighted short 6 h 0 rt sighted pigheaded pig headed self satis fled son of a sea cook who Is too blank thick to see his responsibilities to do his full duty he was now doing SO 50 there be a why ah should anybody be unwilling to cooperate with the government wh why should we nudged him and pointed to tc the speedometer which had begun climbing toward 55 elmer reddened and took his bis foot fool off the accelerator he said guiltily just a habit I 1 guess now as T was saying THE A terrific crash was heard it was followed by a sound of woodwork crashing presently the whole window carne came out of the house as the form of elmer twitchell was flung through it the matter we asked picking elmer up its okay explained elmer im I 1 m fighting a delaying action cant you boys bays get together from the post BEAUTIFUL mountain son ion stuffed sell or trade ml SWAP plan pion for or or what have you 1619 1610 belmont be mont C P T says he knows a fellow who is so nervous about the draft that he wont take anything in capsule form THOUGHTS ON THE ARMY mother Is a colonel sis wears majors bars auntie Is a sergeant grandma Grandm iwer wears some stars tr jennies a lieutenant so 80 are nell anti and liz r 7 mays quite dejected privates all HE ISI IS ive me U S air fighters to 21 japs and we will lick them every time lieutenant general brett our boys are just fast practicing now when they really get down to t real fighting they will think it poor sportsmanship to take on less than ban three nee a at a time the government has indicted cheese makers as price fixers it ought to be ewy easy thinks P L r T to find the she holes in this case elmer twitchell is in a dither dill her over the ban on quarter and pinball machines 1 I just about had it figured out when the jackpot was due to drop he squawked and in another couple of months I 1 would have had the right momentum on the marbles all figured out ad similes As worried as a ulan man with an automobile |