Show notes of an innocent bystander the story Te tellers liers the post Is publishing so called humor ous stuff from who wrote it between licks at nazi boots humor that comes out of that form of environment make you laugh it makes you shiver it 12 you wanta want a note of thanks from your mind let lei tt it drink winkles sm article in readers reader s digest its common sensational william alien whites tug at the in the same issue is a must too james W barretts exciting book joseph pulitzer Pull tzer and his world quotes the great publisher as say ing every reporter Is a hope every editor Is a disappointment i the confession of the week H allen alien smith in the nov tan and talk about yo your ur gossip why weve raised gossip to a fine art in new york we put it in the papers and pay the experts fabulous sums of money and I 1 love it ive always loved gossip so have you maybe you wont admit m it it maybe say gossip is not polite not noble but dont try to tell me you stop up your ears or run or hide in the cellar when someone begins whispering about the thing joe wife did at fred party saturday night it was friday night 0 0 0 hawl buddy baddy clarke of the park centrals Centra rs cocoanut Coco anut grove relays the silly eilly dilly about the little boy who was war run over by a steamroller steam roller while playing la in treweet the street he was flattened like a pancake A passerby picked him up and brought him to the childs mother on the third floor I 1 what is it she yelled in response to his bis knock I 1 your son he replied hes been run over by a steamroller steam roller hes bea an all flattened welt well the mother grumbled im not dressed better slip him under the door man alan A about bout towns town new yorks forks horatio alger jr ari marvin schenck Bc henck the talent scout likes hamburgers so the other day while munching on one in a sixth avenue beanery he noticed a youth who impressed him as the most typical good looking young american America nl he had ever seen the chaps chap clothes indicated he could use a job schenck lt introduced trod himself and took him to broadway offices where a producer ejaculated the handsomest guy in new york and hollywood after an ordinary camera test it was ru rushed a hed to the coast magnate mayer of telephoned and ordered the new find rushed west on friday then jim lg 8 0 toot foot 4 nephew oft uncle sam who only the other day was hunting tor for a job on sixth avenue win will be riding in class out to hollywood with a years contract his buildup build up will be Movi elands no 1 hero a 0 a he jecny would have you believe that this happened in berlin A storm trooper carelessly stepped on the toot foot of one of young mans relatives trapped in germany it so infuriated him he be socked the trooper right on the nose his pal took a sock bock at him too for which they were arrested in court the judge asked the defendant why he hit the nazzy judge said the man he stepped on my toot foot the one with the corn and it hurt me I 1 lost my temper and hit him your friend had a reason said the judge to the other fellow why did you hit this storm trooper 1 I thought was the retort it was being allowed again 1 then theres the one about the visitor to berlin who asked a native Is it true tree that germans are eating horsemeat horse meat all ah said bald the nazi those were the goodbold goo good dold days I 1 jean sable gabion overheard a a couple of songwriters song writers on broadway levs lets go to carnegie halt hall said one playing a sky piece nob odys swiped yett just before the network ascap ascah war ended the songwriter song writer group was boasting be coming around our way weve got them crawling on our knees 1 how to make your table for two companion feel sappier ask her if she knows the meaning of the word when she says she know tell her its a wide on a twain 00 0 typewriter ribbons robert nobert quit quil len the press has the right to be free but the more free it is the liss less right it has to be wrong Os borne enterprise A critic is a per son who knows more than you know knew and wants you you to know he knows it anon she drove me to drink the one thing I 1 am indebted to her for ed howe maki a woman mad and she is no more polite than a man marjorie Marj orle E Green greenbie ble beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beau old A of art |