Show 6 man about town how Brill british lord louis mount batten the ex eat captain of the illustrious will soon be making front page news again but a naval secret he was telling us about the sinking hiking of the hood by the bismarck and the way the bismarck was chased trapped and destroyed Mount batten suggested that the complete exciting sea saga be given to the newspapers to cheer lovers of freedom heavens not no ejaculated the admiral no more pu publicity the incident has had too much oi of a press as it Is observation eddy duchin says hes surprised that none of the isolationist lat editors headlined it this way american destroyer rome rams nazi Torp torpedo edol weve met iler her A lovely blonde walk walked d into a night spot nose to in air someone someone cracked ashes sure putt putting I 1 ng on the dog since ashes been to the coast you mean dick todd elaborated ashes gone Holly a 0 0 I 1 dont believe it rosemary lane met a panhandler who asked for a nickel and her name and address addre sst I 1 why my name and address oh dont get me wrong he replied 1 I want my secretary to drop you a noti note of thanks by way of report most papers missed this bit at the blosl abloff browne trial where testimony about thousand dollar bills is being tossed about like confetti judge john C knox who has a sensa yuma was wa S questioning nick schenck of MG M who was having trouble remembering his annual income well lust just try to give it to us approximately within said oner whose record is the best on the federal bench whose decisions involve billions and whose salary is a year 0 0 0 idioms delight Deligh tt seymour berkson of antl news contributed this one to the book of anecdotes called the best I 1 know an american reporter was summoned to the office of the moscow censor who angrily objected to this dispatch the american ambassador stood within a stones throw of stalin I 1 what do you mean by this outrageous insult thundered the censor you know perfectly well that he throw a stone at mr stalin I 1 the reporter finally explained it was an american idiom so said the dope in that case we change it anyway make it the A merican american ambassador stood near stalin he threw NO ston esl 0 a uncommon sense conrad bault tells of the three appeasers appease rs w who ho were crossing the arabian desert look said one theres an ostrich with its head in the sand it a silly bird the ostrich jerked back its beak and intoned when I 1 have my head in the sand I 1 have enough sense to keep my mouth shut notes of an innocent bystanders bystander typewriter ribbons nicholas murray 13 butler many peoples tombstones should read died at 30 burled buried at 60 ambrose pierces bierces Bi Bl erces definition of ambition an ov overmastering ermaste ring desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead anon lions of society are tigers for publicity elsie mccormies mieki miek people w who ho live in pleasant places always act as it if the weather was their own personal achievement geo B shaws definition of a pessimist A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself and hates them for it wm lyon phelps this is the final test of a gentleman his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him PM he enjoys living into a good book and pulling a paragraph over his head 0 a 0 the story tellers the title of nina wilcox ms your life piece Is VI fl was too fat to love a variation of the true confession theme there the confessor is usually atoo too fatheaded fat headed ex warden warde n lawes in click writes of J well the con man who used to wear a beard to appear dignified and who claimed he could only fleece a person who was crooked in his heart the grid experts who i invade the bags at this time of the year remind you of most military experts their pieces may make sense but not many make mak e them interesting te a 0 manhattan murals the bootblack who massages your shoes with a rag bearing the likeness of hitler i the sign on the old flivver parked on ath avenue dont laugh this ones paid tori the downtown luncheonette with the nifty name the club sandwich the resta restaurant drant on route 22 called never inn a alway byrons byrons definition of carry in the torch no when you throw your heart at her feet Fee feeland tand and it even trip her |