Show se notes of an innocent bystanders bystander old but good mrs jimmy young the newspaper gal passes along the one about the american woman in london for or her first farst air raid she was so scared care d she jumped into a nearby garbage can two chinese came along and saw her goodness mel said the first what strange people are these oc ci dentals in china we think of throwing away a pretty woman like that corpt tor jat least another ten ten years dot Is dot vay eddie cantors favorite anecdote about dot parker deals with the time she was bored stiff atso at so country place for the weekend week end she sent a pal this telegram please rush loaf of bread and enclose a saw and mel flu fin other words the World telly TeUy interviewer described franz the german refugee author this way here Is a small I 1 man with a face broad and gemmet uch lich as a kar toffel 1 a nice thing to por port lsen about a stan portis and howd boded you ril larah if he the same 0 Qui teso QuI teso two lians were standing in front of the palace theater reminiscing about the good old days too bad sighed the first nostalgically just as I 1 was about to be booked into this house they rang the curtain down on vaudeville and gone are all my hopes and dreams my toughest break to which the other replied india ferent fervently ly so what what did you miss a couple ot of bows 0 6 0 notes of a new yorker it could only happen in the movies eh well it happened over ove r at a new york afternoon paper where the city desk was supposed to assign a photographer to cover the war maneuvers in south carolina instead they sent him to north carolina about miles away strangest sight on futh fifth avenue these days seeing boris karloff Kario fl the hollywood chill billy entering elizabeth addens Ar dens not to get prettified fied merely to remove the gray astrea streaks ks from his hair so he will look more like boris karloff in arsenic and old lace 6 6 the th e andrews sisters wu will get 5 00 0 per week when they headline at the paramount theater the america Fir are having their problems many backers have deserted the committee has shaved expenses slicing the publicity staff to the bone i G 0 the big parade robert C benchley who lost one of his sox on the eastbound east bound train the day before around the midtown places wearing a gray on one e with the other ankle A AL A eerie berle jr the abst secy of state reminiscing with damon runyon over their hearst apprenticeship apprentice shi p gall gal patrick of of the pitchers giving the stork cub some class errol flynn the reason the beauty parlors are doing business eddy duchin was in a boot shop when geo jean nathan came in 1 I want a comfortable pair of shoes he s said id something for walking asked ald the clerk well belld the critic something for walking out a jan masaryk now foreign minister for the czechs czecho in exile Is bound for the U S jim morris owner of the detroit hockey team and a big racing stable dropped on nova eighty million dollars has been spent in manhattan and the bronx this year tor for postage biggest sales since 1929 the post office here will add postal employees for the christmas biz hired only last year answer to that senate snub commit tee was the purchase of the film rights to above suspicion another uppercut to the bund 4 0 judge landis new ruling will stop ball players from endorsing biggles and hooch in their uniforms in street clothes anything goes the louis corin conn fight contract has been signed tor for june 1942 and prohibits joe from giving anyone else a crack at the title before that date one of the nations leading chemists still refuses to pay off on his willkie tor for president wager a grand the writers and the shoestring shoe string publishers ot of the hit smash 1 I dont want to set the world on fire are living on borrowed coin 6 6 the retort proper then theres the one about the draftee who escaped from the guardhouse the sentry caught the dickens from his bis corporal didden I 1 tell you to put a man at every exit yeah but this bird was waa smart lie he left through an entrance broadway byrons definition ot of Car carrein Carry ln the torch when the gal who made you forget what time it was has you staring ngat at the calendar |