Show I 1 blackout maybe father helen did that young man smoke in the parlor last night I 1 found burned matches there helen oh no father he just lit one or two to see what time it was A deaf woman entered a church with an ear trumpet soon after she had seated herself an usher tiptoed over and whispered one toot and out you go A buildup build up feminine patient doctor why does a small cavity feel so large to the tongue dentist just the natural tendency of your tongue to exaggerate I 1 suppose much relieved mr afro murphy what do you hear irom from your boy mike alike in australia mrs clancy its bad news he writes that hes hei running around with a jeep mrs murphy dont worry mrs clancy what they call those mose army automobiles mrs clancy praise the saints I 1 thought a jeep was las a female jap I 1 and who lazy boy im always tired on the first of april friend why lazy boy who be after a march of 31 days diagnosis 1 I have a pain in my abdom abdomen en said the recruit to the army doctor young man replied the medico officers have abdomens sergeants have stomachs you have bellyache dont we AM all the story goes that hitler was inspecting troops when he asked a soldier what would be your last wish if a russian bomb fell near you the soldier replied 1 I would wish that my beloved fuehrer could be at my side |