Show 1 par ra a the village news press prop and editor ff Vin winchell chell the goat says you can deduct bur glary losses from your taxes wendy wend barrie wonders if that includes night c club I 1 ab overcharges over charges prof emery deutsch who has been appointed conductor of the CBS salon orchestra always did detest playing in night clubs and never dreamed the day would come again when he could hold his head and fiddle high nice boy emery and his pretty bride is a nice girl too inez R johb obb of our town spent a quiet weekend week end over at mrs evelyn mcleans house down washington way mrs mclean being the owner of the well known hope diamond the first day breakfast was brought to inezs boodwah but the second morning it was necessary for inez to ring beside her bed were two buttons inez reasoned obviously the black button I 1 is foi for night nigh t service the white one for day so she touched the white one delicately it being morning well sir sirens scree screeched thed forth from here there and everywhere great danes barked their heads off and folks started running hither and thither through the halls inez it seems had rung the fire alarm mrs mclean the owner merely turned over in bed she knew there was a guest but the coffee when it did come was hot ye feed ed sure got eat a ilg big laugh out of the story the other day about the 60 year old president of a rotary club who ran off with a woman 29 years y younger he can be prosecuted under the mann act a federal offense but look at what the rotary club is is worried about that he missed his first club luncheon in 18 years ellis beyer the singer and constant subscriber says ye eds daily stint is absolutely ha ha see where marshal petals Petal ns allowance for the next three months will be francs about a year in other words petain gets more to ruin france than gets to run the U S A jean gabin the big french actor told how the frenchmen feel about great britain he says we are both pro and anti british those who wh 0 are pro british say each night in their prayers please god let the gallant british win quickly those who are anti british say in their prayers please god let the awful british win right ciway away over at frank cases inn the pictures of the drama critics are on display in the lobby frank asked bub benchley what he thought of them the one of george jean nathan bub said dont do him injustice guy lombardo heard a deb say to another what color galoshes galos hes are you getting with your new spring suit and jerry cooper believe all that talk about a food shortage in italy considering all the tee crow they have to eat broadway Wi seguy he knows the same elements as ather people but in his world they have different functions the 1 air air is is something you listen to for songs sketches speeches water is what they put in stocks a and nd fire i is what a poor perform performance ce in misses is s he thinks a skirt a garment but a woman in one and when he talks of bf a turkey he means a flop show he lives an and d moves and has his being in theater town things that tha tare are said and done I 1 I 1 on n a stage or screen amuse and touch him but try to make him weep when the show is over try to make him laugh for that matter he read it long ago or he heard it when you were still breaking in your loggies people who take hours telling a story which is a gag in his lingo are usually bores phonies or herques when he says he like pictures he means movies not paintings A book something to read but the plot in a musical show orthe or the thing wager makers make for racetrack bet placers he is that loud apice giving away the secrets of pals ile he argues that money will buy everything and anything and he has never learned not to mistake publicity for fame most of the united states to him is the sticks or the hinterland the over people are suckers the name of shakespeare always recalls the time he won a bet on a horse by that name he has many friends he like and they detest him he hasa has a wonderful knack for ignoring the check it has been said of him that his I 1 conscience is more his accomplice than his guide his idea of a good song is beat me daddy eight to the bart barl he i is deeply concerned about the foreign situation because it has cut off his supply of post cards hes the guy you want to know until you do |