| Show J N iber theres els a doubt 1 I see by the paper that halt half the population of the world worlds dis is female 1 I dont believe it ifsits true how do you account for the fact that oni one half of the world know how the other half lives in emergency did you shave this morning put yes sir what did you use seyour your knife pat no sir ive lost my knife so 10 1 I used my mr razor much too much I 1 one afternoon while three hermits were sitting in their community cave a beautiful girl and her setter dog went past the entrance A year later the first hermit remarked some giell another year went by then the second hermit said and some aogi whereupon the third hermit got up disgustedly im getting out of here he said all ali this chatter is driving me crazy on the witness stand in court the w witness was asked to tell about Ws his marital relations all right he said but they always want to live with me room for improvement husband those pajamas you bought for me are three sizes too big for me mary wife I 1 know they are but there were a lot oi of women in the shop and I 1 wanted them to unk think id married a splendid heman he man no saving my aly what beautiful lul hands youve goil got tell me alter after youve cut your nails no s do you no file them asked a chorus chorus girl oh no replied her typist friend 1 I 1 th throw row them sway eway there were two well your daughter has consented to marry me said the young man what exclaimed the girls father she has accepted you young man youre the second happiest man in the world 1 |
