Show IMF newspaper NeLs newspaper paper man alan stuff D down a at the white house one of the staffers showed the president a midwest mid west papers editorial attack 1 I want to 0 o show you how low some a people can get said the white houser oh replied bruehl brushing n 9 it aside those editorials arent worth wort the paper written FOR II 11 B R knickerbockers bride returned by boat the other day from london two passengers were rightful frightful bores she was telling john gunther so she confided that before getting on the ship a fortune teller told her never live to see your birthday rth dayl hall hal said one of the bores a good one good about it groaned mrs knickerbocker my birthday day As is two days hencel the trick worked all right the bores stayed away for two days but so did ever everyone yonel including all the submarines several broadway characters were being discussed when in walked a columnist 1 I wonder someone wondered what his hobby is collecting retorted another dirty looks one of the new york gazettes sent a photographer down to chinatown the other morning the assignment get picture of a chinese reading those chinese bulletin board newspapers about the allied victories etc the news pho had no difficulty finding a willing oriental who refused however to pose take a picture from back please he said why asked the lens lad bashful was the reply but this a chinese newspaper its a sign saying sa ing get your clothes at Barne ysl washington Is like that is still among the bestsellers best sellers its most engrossing chapter we think concerns the FBI the thoroughness of the bureau is almost incredible in the mattson case se possible suspects were e examined of the cases which were handled before it ceased to be a criminal industry on only ly two remain to be solved and the G men are still working on them only one p perfect crime was ever reported to the FBI not much may be said of it tor for the man and woman who ho did the killing are influential members of 0 their community and would inevitably demand deman d huge damages it if their identity were hinted at the bureau knows when the murder was committed and where and how but the body was never found and the evidence was not the kind that a court would listen to but even now the FBI agents have been getting up in the morning with them and putting them to bed at night for seven years its always alnas interesting to 0 o trace the origin of words maj paul reveals in in mechanized might alight whittlesey how the war tank 9 got t its name the british built the first tanks during the last war in complete secrecy even the workmen w who ho built them know for what purpose they were being made they were told the machines were to be used in egypt for transporting large containers of water and every record in connection with their manufacture was made under the heading water carrier c airier eventually the men in the factories adopted the word tank for brevity the name stuck and is now used by practically all countries F arresting this Is the enemy has this nifty goebbels Rome Is so brazen germans whisper that if he ever wanted to hide he could never be found it if he slept in his bis own bedl bed I 1 its been eddie davis the cab driver author ambition to write a play for bob hope he got that way one night 8 years ago when he shot gags at hope while driving the comedian home in his cab hope he be says gave the gags back to him with a push last year davis collaborated la with E A ellington on a movie script designed for hope he sold it outright to paramount paramount produced it with hope crosby and lamour in fact its called road to morocco the title is eddles eddies too but he had bad sold it outright and the screen credits only frank butler and don hartman as authors so until hope reads it here he wont know that road to morocco is eddie davis way of showing himl votes notes of a new acio yorker louise AW at v ill who is the ex wife ot of gen macarthur was being driven home from a party the other night by a senator have you ever been sorry he asked that you are no longer a great grea t generals wife no senator she said 1 I but he butted now be me making ing hist history oryl 1 who made history with nap napoleon she reminded him marle marie louise or josephine 11 |