Show just liu e NOTHING EXTRA the tha woman sitting in the specialists waiting room was portly at a summons from an attendant she rose and waddled into the specialists cia lists sanctum the doctor threw up his hands in horror my good domant he exclaimed you are stouter than everl ever I 1 have you been following the treatment I 1 prescribed are you quite sure that you ate exactly what I 1 ordered everything replied the patient And nothing else 11 nothing whatever she replied except of course my meals CROSSWORD LOVER he seems as though id loved you for eons bons why wont you marry me she ghe because your language shows that youre a crossword cross word addict memory test A certain professor notorious for his absentmindedness absent mindedness returned from church chuich one sunday morning triumphantly waving an umbrella i well my dear he said to his wife you will kindly observe that I 1 have not left it behind in the pew today no smiled the wife the trouble is that you take one with you find yours in the hall time out for prayers i I 1 A scotch grocer who was a deacon in his church was heard to call to his clerk sandy have you watered the rum yes sir and dusted the pepper yes sir and sanded the sugar yes sir then come up to prayers ONLY HALVES how can jack make love to both the smith girls at once only half sisters may threatening letters rigby ive been getting threatening letters through thi the post lately what can I 1 do about it brown oh you should tell the police its against the law lawa a very serious offense do you know at all who from rigby yes the tax collector scratch elsewhere the peddler knocked at the door and started his sales talk with the statement that im out scratching for a living sorry but I 1 dont itch vowed the wo manof woman lof the house bouse as she slammed the door I 1 friendly son father when I 1 was a little boy I 1 always ate the crusts wilile did you like them father of course I 1 did I 1 i willie then you manhave can have mine I 1 A womans comans world urma rma mabel is getting a mans wages helen helea yes I 1 knew she was mar ried interesting conflict mrs people in our part of town are watching the re rt suits of 0 i a very interesting conflict t j mrs duff what atilt 0 it mrs an irresistible blonde la ejust met an immovable bachelor ff courage of women D A Have Havel women more courage than man men certainly I 1 have you everdeen ever seen fl a man try on three or four suits with only thirty cents in his pocket |