Show aw A new yorkers are talking talk ing about the columbia university professor sympathetic to Japa nazi groups who just became a lt col in the military intelligence reserve corps the mysterious disappearance of lovely caroline lee gilbert daughter of a newspaper man her mother is limp from the heartache the merciless truth in damon new film butch minds the baby which they say is a corker to wit on broadway a character is a jerk with with personality the cluck coly umer who is playing into the paws of the enemy by falling for and publishing stuff comforting to goebbels two of his offerings one week were so palatable to the jack axis that their short wavers here flashed the phony paragraphs abroad but within in 48 hours CBS reported that its short wave monitors here heard the same items credited to reliable american sources from berlin and rome imagine the goat however sent for the the other day and read the riot and espionage act of 1917 to him 20 years in prison next time counsel ed foley of the U S treasury and his extreme satisfaction over the ousting of all nazi philes from the german aniline firm Con grats to mr foley and the agents for making the U S safer without those bums joan fontaines verbal lashing of a femme not L P after she won the academy award nasty made joan feel better and she wound it up by inviting the coward into the alley eve lyming tons grooms huge portrait of capt colin kelly in his defense plant to inspire the workers press agents on broadway who hand col bums or anyone military information rumors or facts they are inviting an awful lot of trouble A word to the wise men of abway should be sufficient but it probably wont be anyway please dont offer any of it to me tom dewey who says he never was offered biddles job so he have spurned it capitol hill wags claim congress recent try for pensions so unreasonable they name members of both houses be worth money to the goat out of office deladier Da ladier told the that petty bickering among french statesmen in time of crisis is what gave france to the nazis on a platter it is also worth noticing that laval the best administration hater over there was taken care of when the conquerors came paula crystal the concert singer tells of the air raid warden making the rounds of an apartment house one question is have you any pets here A woman on the bilth floor admitted she had a rooster in the apartment he warned her it was illegal and then went on on the floor below he asked a tenant have you any pets she said no she because a small city apartment was no place for pets well he said the woman above you keeps a rooster whereupon the floor lady let out a piercing shriek and then swooned when she recovered she told the warden that for months she had been n visiting a psychiatrist on the advice of her husband because every time she told him she heard a rooster crow hed shout you are going crazy boomerang heres the latest draft dodge gossiped around get yourself your a friendly doctor a case of pneumonia and a private room in a hospital preferably a private hospital where your friendly doctor handles the case the usual and latest sulphur drug therapy is administered then the patient suffers after effects of the sulfanilamide he gets pernicious anemia continued consumption of the drug keeps him in this condition the payoff is that the drug not only breaks down the red corpuscles corpus cles in the blood stream but it DESTROYS THE B BRAIN R AIN CELLS TOO when the slaphappy slap happy draft dodger finds out its too late hes nuts I 1 charades charales Cha rades becoming a popular indoor sport again around the mid town bars Frix ample I 1 came home and told my valet I 1 was dressing for a dinner so he laid out my dress clothes brown shoes and no studs what book am I 1 reading how green was my valley you dope the gag amusing washington 1 I hear they are setting up another office offic e to be called OUCH office of utter confusion and hysteria |