Show 1 ph r IT HELPS SO joaie anie the aga khan has been compelled to cut his bis racing racing 00 stable down to one horse borse news item if youve been hard hit by the war if you have felt its frightful touch it if you are getting more and more to feel your lot is not so much if youre enveloped in the blues if daily by some blow youre hit here is some rather soothing news the aga khan is feeling it II 11 if you are prone to knit your brows and worry over what Is ahead if youve a tendency to grouse about the way that youve been bled if youre complaining of the mess if every broadcast makes you blue this thought will help a bit I 1 guess the aga khan is scrimping too ill III if Eu ropes war has burdened you and made you go a little slow in making any outlays new or being careless with your dough if you have felt wars bitter sting and think that youve been put upon this item may be comforting alls not so well with aga khan IV if your life what it was if you must count your now if day by day the conflict does its best to sink you by the bow if if you are cutting down on gas to make each dime the limit go this ought to help you let it pass the aga khan is low on dough V if you cant live the way you did and must add water to the soup if its been months since you were rid of all the cares that round you swoop it if you must now economize it if youve cut out the fresh meat course this fact may help your spirits rise the aga ahans khans on his last horse I 1 HOME HOMEGROWN GROWN STUFF U S searches for substitute for rubber headline has any chemist ever gone deeply into new england clam chowder for the solution asks J L collins the bandits wounded the policeman in the left hand A checkup revealed that a few of the emans bullets had gone wild shattering eight bottles of liquor fortunately of an inexpensive brand new york herald tribune there you go being a stern materialist teri alist again FAIR QUESTION sometimes I 1 think my fate is far far worse than I 1 deserve why must I 1 meet THAT other car on every single curve avery giles soan from the sound of the names of those cities and towns taken in at af rica this looks more and more like a war to make the world unsafe for proofreaders proof readers THERES THERE A LIMIT tho thoroughbreds race neck and neck and storm tossed ships are cast aground tho cars collide in tangled wreck and bombs explode with fearful sound tho bathing beauties strut their charms and boxers battle toe to toe tho firemen race to three alarms is and workers shovel record sno snow aw ivawn I 1 yawn I 1 fidget and I 1 sigh to me its all an utter bore I 1 say to blazes with it and why ive seen THIS newsreel twice before richard armour PEST NO 1607 A plague on him who always snatches my remaining book of matches M R de sena ed wynn used to say that the world was going to the dogs but that the dogs take it and the 9 gag ag never sounded more convincing than today a a A big man in the defense program gram fell while skating and was injured the other day this proves what we have always contended there is no defense against an urge to cut a figure eight CALL BY DICTATORS join our gang and have some fun double crossing every onel one 1 S H dewhurst the most terrible nightmare dreaming that hitler is making one of his typical speeches and that you are in the front row where you cant miss a word 0 ima dodo says that gone with the wind at 35 cents is almost as good as a S when it was being shown for 2 I |