Show A 0 N little bit 71 L AFTER ROSA the youngster in the art gallery looked long lona and earnestly at the painting then he read the inscription do you like it asked his mother 10 0 1 I like it well enough he answered but I 1 dont understand it what is it you dont understand why it says wild horses after rosa bonheur I 1 can see the horses all right but wheres the girl after vancouver province iric seemed likely A young man who was anxious to learn swimming made little progress owing to his panic in deep water you know 11 suggested suggest edthe the instructor tor helpfully you ought to get a pair of wings 1 I expect I 1 s shall panted the beginner as he clung desperately to the side odthe of the tank and a h harp as well old boy stray stories magazine A nice point pat turned up in the office one morning with a large tear in the sleeve of his coat look here pat said his boss why dont you get that hole mended Beg orrah replied pat not oi A hole may be the result iv an accident but sure a patch is a sartin sign of poverty ANOTHER FLOOD then my wife burst into a flood of tears what followed 1 I was swept completely off my feet and when I 1 recovered myself my pocketbook was gone good prospects Is this your advertisement in the paper for the recovery of a black and tan terrier a gentleman asked his friend yes was the reply but you never had a dog to lose 1 I know said the advertiser but I 1 want one now and I 1 think I 1 can make a good choice from the animals that will be brought to me more noise young father in your sermon this morning you spoke about a baby being a new wave on the ocean of life minister right dont you think a fresh squall would have been nearer the truth an old one did you say your husband was ond fond of those clinging gowns yes he likes one to cling to me for about three years philadelphia bulletin worked both ways teacher in customary pre egami nation speech now if I 1 catch anyone talking during the test ill give him zero student what will you give us il if we dont talk teacher nothing cat talk mrs owen has just had her face lifted announced the first gossip maybe so said the second cat but she must have dropped it again and this time she broke it JUST LIKE MATCHES HATCHES A 77 71 As soon as alice struck her match she yes flared up and went out jut A almost a hint wife there is always a time when I 1 so wish I 1 were a man and not a woman husband when wife when I 1 see a lovely hat like that one in the window it shows me how happy I 1 could make my wife by buying it for her louisville courier journal |