Show GUESTION BOX X by ED WYNN the perfect fool dear mr wynn I 1 went into a restaurant the other day and ordered some liver and bacon the waitress brought baroug glit me some bacon but said I 1 would have to watt for my liver until after the two men at the next table nere served what answer have you for or that truly yours PHIL HARMONIC answer that Is the toughest question ive had but ive worked it out the two men must have ordered before you placed your dour order they probably ordered liver the same as you she served them first because she want you to have your liver out of order dear sir mr wynn I 1 just arrived in town today and noticed some signs on the lamp post I 1 am a little nearsighted and cannot see what are on the signs can you tell me what they are for or and why they are up so high yours truly L VORY VORT answer they are put on top of the lamp posts so that people passing will see them you are supposed to climb up the post and read the sign it if it says fresh paint then you know you lean against the post dear mr wynn I 1 am keeping company with a young woman who Is very fond of horses I 1 am thinking of marrying her every one tells me a woman who loves horses will make a good wife do believe that sincerely 1 I II 11 A BOOB answer all I 1 can say Is that it Is true a woman loves anything she can drive dear ur mr wynn I 1 am a married man with three chil dren I 1 keep working but seem unable to make both ends meet what shall I 1 do sincerely AL answer e easy if you cant make both ends meat make one vegetables 0 the tb As newspaper service |