Show 5 C r 0 A 1 1 n s aj V 9 A AUM fit KYA I 1 I 1 KINDLY ATTITUDE you any ally objections to me ns as a son in law asked the young man yes replied mr clr cumrow at present youre cheerful and companionable and I 1 like you first rate then why not have me in the family 1 I dont want to take a chance on spoiling you I 1 dont know how you would turn out after mother and the girls had bossed you around for a few years washington star caution did that man say he wanted to get up III an article about me telling how I 1 attained my present proud position in 10 life asked senator sorghum Sor he gives that as his errand answered the private secretary well see him again and find out which it ls Is a case of delicate flattery or black blackmail mall no sale this book of universal kno knowledge uledge will tell you everything you ought to know declared the agent at the door dont need it growled sir mr grouch my wife tells me all that and a lot more besides cincinnati enquirer mil his interpretation A pupil who aho depends oftener on guessing than studying turned in the tOl following lOwing sentence to express the meaning of junket 1 I would like to have a junket to ride to school in I 1 would paint it orange NO REASON TO WORRY jones brown had bad his life inured ared for a hundred thousand dollars mrs J T ive noticed ills his wife has stopped telling him to be careful when he leaves home directions direction customer could you direct me to a vice president of this bank floor Pol policeman leeman yes sir follow t the h e car tracks to the edge of the t town own turn south on the first paved road and drive straight ahead until you come to a golf coursed course not excused if the bank closed said the crafty husband 1 I should have given you a check for your birthday oh all right replied the tha cun cunning 1119 wife cash will be just as welcome and save me the trouble of getting myself identified at the store deafness Deaf nei AL a blessing BI citing Is your husband doing anything to cure his deafness no ile he has decided to watt wait until the th e children have finished taking g music lessons too long to wait weekend week end guest ive made up my mind not to retire until I 1 am seventy sleepy host whose hints have been ignored in that case old chap I 1 hope you wont mind it if I 1 turn in now his hi guess john said mrs dumbbell how does a banks frozen assets get that wayt way 7 probably caused by so many cold turn downs by the president he growled PR PREVENT EVENT KISSING N r L i T I 1 A lj A how can I 1 prevent george kissing me ime at night when he comes to see me see film only in the daytime dear the easiest way visitor at quiet resort what ever 10 lo do you do here when it rains native 0 0 we just let it rain I 1 stray stories |