Show CAP M AN I 1 BELL WEARING experience awan A man accompanied by his nife le visited a tailor to pick out a suit stilt the wife disagreed with ills his selection oh well she said after a lengthy argument please yourself I 1 suppose you are the one who will wear the clothes well observed the husband meekly 1 I suppose want to wear the coat and vest rest experienced the lowber ive some doubts about winning your breach of promise case the best course would appear to be a good compromise ills his fair client go as far as you like I 1 can stand it ive been in several compromising situations before this what daddy said dorn dora was in love and was anxious to hear bear the lie news so youre youie seen daddy darling did lie he behave like a lamb she a asked S ked billy absolutely every time I 1 spoke he said bah bab 11 11 declared her sweetheart grimly NEVER SAW SUNRISE f do you ever see the sun rise yes I 1 but im in too much of a hurry burry to get in to pay much attention to it short shower the bargain suit I 1 bought Is not to me a rain gain for I 1 have found alas alaa it likes to shrink in rain costly dress brer prospective sitter how much will you charge to paint my picture wearing evening dress artist ten thousand dollars prospective sitter too dear how much for painting me in a bathing suit I 1 long wait helen how can you be halt an hour late and expect we me to forgive you yon when lie you dont even bring me flowers peter I 1 was here hours ago and had bad flowers for you but they wilted rehearsing heaning Rc new play author have ou oil seen the new play I 1 wrote about the couple who were always quarreling neighbor no but I 1 heard you and your wife it shortys Shor tys opinion the boss son says his alma ma ter give him a dee e ploma serves im right lie he eat em cm till they git ripe barent risk rik it ile he people ahing together get to look alike she heres your ring I 1 wont take a chance LAUNDRY MANAGER 41 ap I 1 I 1 what do you do for a living sambo ise de rog manager nager ob a laundry the name of the laundry ellza eliza ann moving time again were happy in our lettla hut but it ills AN the bill weve no excuse tor for moving but I 1 suppose we w will successful mays terribly clever yes indeed she bhe la is ashes just been married for the third time and ashes I 1 till still 1 collecting alimony from her first t two wo husbands no chance at all roach you certainly have a wonderful vocabulary old man buggs yes I 1 wish I 1 were single again so go I 1 could use it |