Show C AAP AND f ANOTHER NEW DRESS was wag your husband chopping wood last evening inquired mrs fryer of a neighbor suburbanite chopping wood no ile he was detained in the office on business nil all the evening what gave you that iden idea well I 1 heard him tell my husband that lie he accumulated a good healthy pile of chips before lie he quit more afore emphatic smith does your wife ask for things she knows iou ou cant afford wilkes slie she asked for a thing since we married smith what a model of a wife I 1 never heard beard of such a thing before 1 wilkes no when she wants anything thin she ask me she tells me S R 0 lady can iou ou direct me to the standing tiding room my husband Is there theater Attend attendant aDt I 1 dont understand madam well we had two tickets mine bline was waa in the front row and my husband had to go back and sit in tho standing room hard bump smith howd you rou get the black eye ap jones I 1 bumped into a door smith oh old stuff jones its the truth my wife threw it at me THE REASON s why did your mother scold iou yesterday for kissing tom you are engaged arent you yes res Inde indeed cill but not to tom hard work the laziest man without it a doubt may blay often know fatigue surprising liea hes naturally tired out by constantly apologizing i her threat madge andge well if I 1 cant have him no other oilier girl Is going to have him I 1 cora gracious i are you going to shoot him madge no ko im going to spend his money silenced 1 I suppose your husband will be able abl to tell you a great deal about the horses when the races start yes answered young mrs tor kins charley it Is always more talkative at the start hut but lie Is wiser at the finish sure thing mrs airs schaffer 1 thought your sign read photos while you walt photographer it does docs lady but as have to wait four days maybe rather wait at home DOWN AND OUT friend I 1 suppose alts a great satis sails faction action to you to see your husband going up so eo rapidly in his profession Avla toes wife I 1 cant a y it te la rd id rather see him film down and out everything for style she thinks think a lot of herself she hates hate to look ungainly and 0 so o she takes her exercise from syl libish motives mainly take lie he I 1 like ilke a girl who can take a jole joke she then you friand a good chance ot of being accepted |