Show on the funny side WHAT PRICE ARMS an elderly negro had bad been hired to dust off the works of art in a southern museum at the end of his first arst day lie he was found by the overseer very much dejected near a reproduction of 0 the familiar statue of venus the matter sam be asked job too much for you no SO gall sold said sam but all ah hopes yo fill all wont think all ah busted tills this monument discussing STYLES mr air rester did you notice mrs In styles new coat mrs P some new furbelow eh mr air pester no there was no fur below it was all in the collar fame it seems to me that you have reached the utmost possibilities of fame in your community 1 I dont see low how I 1 could possibly go BO any further being as my temperament would render me incapable of getting mixed up in a homicide case washington star one way out wife the matter dear you look worried husband the books down at the office wont balance wife cant you buy some new books when 1 it runs the directions say to turn the handle clockwise what does that mean how absurd I 1 dont you know the way your clock runs sure it runs down HER EXCUSE why did you strike your husband with a rolling pin well you see judge I 1 wanted to try to make edw levelheaded level headed closed case the magistrate was dealing with a ca case se in which two women were con berned what Is your complaint against de fl fen dant lie he inquired of the plaintiff please your worship 1 was tile hie reply she called me a fool and I 1 have witnesses to proe it tit bits cruel bitic critic 1 I understand you express the ion that my literary style Is tautology leal lea 1 I did nothing of the kind an miss cayenne what I 1 said was that it was washington star handy rt rancher ancher we dont need a tele phone our neighbors have one caller where do they live rancher about forty miles due du east the burglar isobel oh jack jach I 1 how you fright ened mel me I 1 what does this mean jack your father told me never to darken his door again so GO ive come in the window ft certainly does now many ounces to a pound loudd willie Wll lle Depe depends rids on oil what butcher you cc to domestic c colloquy 1 I promised to be home at six all and it la is now twelve lm im I a little late angel cake 1 come right in dog basc OV P jokes on them squires wife and wheres your daughter mrs hodge mrs hodge well to tell you the truth mum gium she was so useless in the house that I 1 sent tier her out to domestic service an inefficient daughter parent you ask for the hand of my daughter carl you wash darn sew nurse children and keep house suitor what has that got to do with it parent well my daughter cant an armistice F first arst girl I 1 thought you and helen speaking second girl we are for the lie present I 1 wont want to rind out what madge told her about me in the social swi swing F ng did the indians have any fraternities or social activities certainly you ever heard of indian clubs A sops sop fable once upon a time there was a man who knew all the words of the star spangled banner lie he was francis scott kry key cid guns for lamp t many of londona Lon dons old lamp posts are made froni from ancient guns old admiral Bosen boscawen wen was one of the originators of the fashion fa aion for he erected outside his residence two posts the bases of which ilich were nere cannon lie fie had captured A number of f such old guns planted upright are still in ibe be as curb posts roman relics in england En island excavations dihe oad roman defenses nt at york england brought to light the bases base of several or roman artillery the banist baril stae ne was used to hurt hurl great stones some of chih have been found the relies relics are believed to antedate queen boadicea the british woman who led a rebellion against rome konie |