Show SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE By BERT LUCKY BOYACK 1 REGARDLESS IT STINKS The garbage strike in New York City was tremendous there were thousands if not millions mullions o of tons of garbage to haul away after the strike was over A vast wasteland waste wasteland wasteland land was located outside the city to dump the surplus The garbage was dumped forming a mountain 50 feet tall The question was what to call the mountain one suggestion sug sug- When the Moon Comes Over th the Garbage Mayor Lindsay topped that he suggested they call it City Hall MORE MODERN It took Michelangelo 22 years to paint the ceiling of the Chapel Really i if he had had a roller he could have done it over the weekend SOME l IA MAY Y AGREE Youre You're only young once but if you know how to get the most out of l life o once is enough RIGHT MOMENT One man who thinks he has been one of the silent majority majority ma ma- too long says he is going to stop being one as soon soon as he thinks o of something bright and clever to say VACATIONS When you go away on a vacation for a little change that's what you wind up with when you get back home WASTED EFFORTS The man was playing poker with his friends and bragged about his f family ily ten in all Ten yes ten children children chil chil- dren I have A lovely family Im I'm proud of everyone of them Going to have more a friend asked Anytime my wife is on the way to the way to the hospital But you are not with her hershe she could need your help the shocked friend gasped Why If she doesn't know her way to the hospital by now she never will the father replied N 1111 THINGS TO COME I Some people resemble steamboats they toot loudest when they're in a fog SMALL TOWN A place where there may be a power shortage when three I household appliances are plugged in at the same time HARD WAY I One fellow says he went went to the Arthur Murray Show to dance but he had to tore read e db book reports f i k its to 1 t r A r t re WRONG WAY In this fully changed era many a man is serving a sentence because he tried to erase a debt with a rubber check NONE TOO SOON There is is a new stock brokers watch contemplated to be put on the market soon when the stock market goes down it wrings its hands HE LIKES ME A third grader was telling her mother that she knew the teacher liked her In her own words In three weeks he has moved me in a front seat next to his desk TRUE EDUCATION A college education never hurt anyone willing to learn something afterwards NOTE TO EDUCATORS One responsibility of a teacher is to pay close attention to the student who does a lousy job then to teach in such a way that the student does a better job of it LAST WORD We wonder wonder if some others can remember the little blue and white card which read Smile Darn You Smile which was often times found tacked on the inside of our out house or Roosevelt Monument as they were re- re to A smile today is still worthwhile Make a smile your our mark it it is us always a ready introduction and a darned good reference |