Show mankind is prone to regard a good memory res as a possession posse won beyond price this it certainly is within limitations yet there are condi tons tiong under which a short memory would be much more valuable ate th e would benefit by forgetting the petty slight and insults by ceasing to enva them more fortunate by wiping from our mind all traces of bitterness terne a over wrongs and in justice injustice such a faculty for forgetting would leave in the human heart memories the antithesis of these them that would ideas bless md and sweeten our lives and the inca acs of those about us plotters against this thia country should be riven given governmental recognition onni tion and aid A nice little plot or of their own about seven feet long three feet wide and four fall jp jeep J p would be just about abou the I 1 correct thing A plot for every plotter vituld have a salutary effect of witty parag raphers are born not made but we ve just happened jn in many instances no doubt the exemption boards have lived up to then their names mone 1 I W W adit always mean race 1 I wont work there are also the 1 I wont waste organizations no we may not be killing many of the enemy but we are killing a deal of a lot of time some men are like a bass ban drum they are good for nothing but to make a big noise love your neighbor as aa yourself and nd then you wont have to lie about him when he is dead crowned heads are a world nui nan bance not but they often come in handy bandy in a card game lery man tells the truth once in a while but to some a of them it is a an awful 1 shock hock dont judge a man by the noise he makes the t poorest machinery creaks the loudest among un the rich it la is ability of temper but with us human I 1 beings it is just a plain family jar an unkind asserts that the early milkman catches a i glimpse of a omans true corn com ril troon all of us old married ducks get that but lord we dassett tell were we good we should be beau vitt we all ad feel this there are P pain 1 n 1 features so charming with the 1 1 irkle 1 a of good humor that thai we love them there are blemished faces so sweet that they are pleasanter plea santer to t look than the most moat perfect our sympathies however go out to the title seeking american heirs heire asea a during this thia war the suspense of waiting must be dreadful if the worst comes the government in its it extremity can have our pocketbook well keep the change vice president marshall suggests 19 9 some botne of the w windle dc natora raters to france with the 4 aviation corps come he had thought of recommending becom men dins another place lint but his satanic majesty objects the new york police department has opened a school to to train de dc tec tives in the scientific detection of criminals it is not stated but we presume sherlock homes will figure largely in the curriculum |