Show you may bring to nour our office and put in a frame A motto as tine fine as aa its paint but if sou re a crook crack when boure playing the game that motto matto wont make you a saint you can stick up the placards all ever the hall but here is the word I 1 announce it II the botio t that hinga on the all 0 but bt u the motto iou ou live that counts anoa we have printed in this issue of the times for the special benefit of frugal housekeepers an excellent ar telling how you make a fireless cookery at very low cost read it uncle sam is jogging right along toward war and any day now we may expect to see him break into a gallop eggs shaved two cents I 1 says an exchange gosh we always thought those these storage companies kept the thel until they grew beards bearda and now new we have the proof the bum actor is the only person we know of who has baa cause to approve P the high cost of eggs for no man cares to hurl a fortune at an bolher her these cava we cire hot how bum homely y a girt girl may be if she be but it t ue and nd loyal to her parents while preparing fur war on a larger scalea scale lets not forget to swat awat defly thecly fies hea little but hes loud mexicans submitting to the kill bass a southern dispatch dia patch dont believe a word of it congress Co nEresa proposes to dam the mis mei iia sippi at a cost of 00 we 11 agree to dam it and congress to for half the so sum whyde why we wonder does doea mr bilson seek ek to muzzle the press and yet alow the congressional tongue to keep on wagging 9 when a bashful fellow pops the and she promptly snaps him nm up he begins to wonder what in thunder he ought to do next general don victorino Victo Victor nano mno carranza Cor ranza has been duly and pom pasly elected president denhof of mexico but ut darned if ape we ln know ow which one oi of era em he laima claims wen we note t no wever ler that our breth ern of the press pr are consistently mum on the so subject t of civilization so are we for we never lament over a dead dog food prices take a tumble says a he head d line another fake no julia jobs we have never known a trust yet that could be trusted scientists tell us the sun will shine only 15 years longer get a hustle between providing luxuries for the inner man and the outer woman this life is just one long wait wail of bills even if noting worse transpire some traitors in this country are a likely to be taught the value of respect p et for the flag under which they get their bread and butter |