Show v SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE By BERT LUCKY BOYACK y V y Mish-Mash Mish is a synonym for Hodge Podge Hodge-Podge Podge each in this case meaning a confused imagining of incidents of human experience similar to the following following- Summer July-Summer The Summer looks out from her brazen tower Through the flashing bars of July Francis Thompson No Anniversary Do you know what today is asked the wife as she saw her husband off to work Only for a moment was he startled Of course I do he said sweetly not knowing which anniversary he had forgotten I ber He was determined to correct the oversight over over- sight When he returned home that night he brought his wife candy flowers and some jewel jewel- ry She was overjoyed Now dear he said smugly you see I did remember what day this is Yes Ves you did replied the wife and I want you to know youve you've made it the Ule happiest Hog Ground-Hog Day of my life Curfew Overheard on the school bus My boyfriends boyfriend's boyfriends boyfriend's boyfriends boyfriend's boy boy- friends friend's new sports car is so small it has to to be home before dark May Work Should you have a guest who has an electrical personality and should you want to get rid of him just tell him to put his finger in an electric socket Lonesome A draftee from Kansas was sent to Honolulu Honolulu Honolulu Hono Hono- lulu and was enraptured by the supple hula dancers he encountered there He wrote to his father Ive got to tell you Dad that these girls sure know how to shake hay while the son sonI I pines a. a Headed Right Then there was the one about the young bridegroom who went to the phrenologist to have his head examined True or or False She What do you think of a man who constantly deceives his wife He I think hes he's a genius Helpful Hint With all the new automatic dry cleaning machines a good motto in rn Las Vegas would be While you are here why not get your clothes cleaned too Different Hopes Some young women dream of ofa a hope chest others of chest hopes Pure Water There is a lot of talk about pollution of our waters but the pessimist says by the time it is cleansed it will be no miracle to walk on the oceans Reason or Excuse One man who rarely attends church gave the following reason I dont don't go to Church because I am shy meeting strang strang- ers Poor Advice With her precious baby tucked under her arm the hysterical mother dashed into the drug store What shall I do she screamed at the clerk My child just swallowed a calibre bullet Give him a bottle of castor oil the clerk r said nervously But in the meantime make sure you dont don't point him at anyone Y t k I Bereft Herself i She took my hand in sheltered nooks She took my candy and my books She took that lustrous wrap of fur T She took those gloves I bought for her J i She took my flowers rich and rare She look took my flowers rich and rare 1 f t She took my time for quite a while She took my kisses maid so shy She took I must confess my eye She took whatever I would buy And then she took another guy Anon J Copper Alert They say that they are putting holes in a Hollywood sex pots window and the police are looking into it On Guard Summer Highway Warning Beware of the Rolling Stoned Middle Age One fellow says says he not only cant can't cut rt the mustard but its it's really a hard job to open the jar jarI Hope An elderly man who thinks his childhood was bleak and truly hopes his second childhood ends happier than his first LAST WORD For the last 14 years there have been only four females in my life My wife My daughter Kate Smith |