Show NEWSPAPER WIT hiie hotel landlord now doali reap his dubats ducats by the briny deep and soon cin w car if he gets to work almost as big a gem as his clerk women were made before mirrors and they have been before them ever since A single grain of common sense beats a million of gunpowder when super sti alons are to be exploded labor is honorable hono always except ing perhaps the laboring law of the demagogue or ignoramus mast creatures are entirely harmless when the ire asleep but the moth does the most mischief when it is tak ing a nap 1 ou are the twentieth in tl e class fians 1 hat means vou are at the very foot ell papi liow can I 1 help it it here are no more boys in tl e cliss jester did you giai e any 1 ick when YOU went last well I 1 should smile eight men with bills called at the house ind three it the loftice A tramp has dischi ered eliat a s luire meal is like a policeman because its never round when wanted and that it s alft ays more than a square an ay president of literary society in co educational college are you ready tor the question Mattie Bond who spends her vacations at bar harbor 1 es pop it ran shoner W ell doctor I 1 enjo ed our sermon ery much ion pain me deeply air my ser we written for instruction not for the giving of pleasure on the llody fc abbath 1 armer hat s that tea st ft orth jeweler I 1 can sell you that set for 1 armer I 1 reckon the old woman would be better v ith so methin phout quite so many figures on it bleech costs balver I 1 want some advice said one young man to an other why dont iou go to your fathers well you see the old gen aleman s a lawyer and business is busi ness you know it s enough to kind of sour a man on fiuman nature said a tramp when you stop to consider how often you re tailed lazy because you won t do a sav enty five cent job at wood for a fifteen cent breakfast dobb W hat shall I 1 charge for my new picture moonlight hunter s vandyke drown how much did the frame cost i dobb benenty alve dollars vandyke brown ihen charge set enty five dollars hie other day a little fellow entered a store and said I 1 want a dogs ale Is it for your father i asked the cautious shop keeper who saw that the boy made no offer to pay for it 0 o said the customer indignantly of course it isn t it s for our dog A lawyer gaie a dinner part after which the gentlemen retired to smoke and chat all at once he got up took down a sw ord which formed part of a trophy and brandishing it in the air exclaimed ah I 1 shall never forget alie day when I 1 diew this blade tor the first time pray where did you draw it i asked an inquiring guest was the lawyers rejoinder the marriage a month old and the young bride and her visiting mother sat watching the clock work toward midnight hat is that heavy broken uncertain footstep coming up the stairs i said the mother in law sternly 1 I guess its george mamma you know he always stuttered and here of late it seems to have got some how into the walk I 1 liars stolen a coat said a man to i laft yer and I 1 w int yo i to defend me think you can prove me inno oh yes ve can prove that you ft ere a hundred miles way when the coat was stolen and that the prose cution is malicious how much will you charge i vi hat sort of a coat is it 1 arst rate never been norn well I 1 won t charge you anything just give mo the coot miss ducan addle stepping from the train ell papa this is my station and way up tl ere on the hill is the seminary old addle I 1 wish I 1 had known this station laid so much letter than the seminary 1 bould never have allowed you to come miss ducke addle oh pipa ly not old Duck waddle chy child you are being educated above your station |