| Show BRAVE TALK By DAN Well this week is what Iguess I Iguess Iguess guess you could call the week of indecision victory and horrifying defeat This week was election week at atgood atgood atgood good old Bountiful High AT THE OLD fortress while Viewmont is experimenting experimenting experimenting with the electoral college the Braves struggled along with the same old popular pop pop- popular popular ular vote system or in other words government of the people for the people or orby orby orby by the people or any reasonable rea rea- reasonable combination of such As you remember remember remember remember ber what last Friday the primary elections for the final elections that were being being being be be- ing held this week were held s e s AND IT JUST so happens th that t the primary elections went exactly according to the Poll one of the I most accurate in the state Taken from students in second lunch the poll predicted far in advance that it would be Bill Davies and Rick Hatch in the finals for the presidential position of Grand Czar of Bountiful High for 69 Now it was also revealed in that election the primary that the boys running for the two male vice-presidency vice positions positions positions po po- po- po would be Bill Barlow Dave Sharp Dewayne Trythall Trythall Try- Try and Noal Zabriskie THEN ALONG with these fine men of outstanding standards standards standards stand stand- ards and morals were four girls running for the female counterparts They were Kris Holbrook Martha Rampton Ann and Joyce Wrigley Now immediately after these people found out that they had won they started to campaign that sounds logical logical logical logi logi- cal Guttering Cluttering the halls with posters and debris these fine people also demonstrated their speaking ability by giving giving giving ing their views on important school issues such as the cheese in the lunchroom and the oranges in the apple machine machine machine ma ma- chine in an assembly that was held on Tuesday of this week ON THE DAY after the assembly assembly assembly as as- the polls opened early early early ear ear- ly so as to give everyone a chance at voting in a real live election just like the up grown-up people Then after everyone put their little little little lit lit- tle piece of paper with all of the candidates names in inthe inthe inthe the box with the lock on it the votes were counted I Now throughout the week the busy workers of the Steg Steg- ger Poll had been busily taking surveys to see who would win the election and they came up with the following following fol foi- fol- fol lowing results Rick Hatch Haich president Kris Holbrook Ann girl vice- vice presidents and Noal Zabriskie Zabriskie Zabriskie Zabris Zabris- kie and Bill Barlow boy vice- vice presidents I OF COURSE as you have undoubtedly guessed these people won because the Steg Steg- ger is never wrong yeah Today the Cheerleader elections elections elections elec elec- were held to top off this week of misery and happiness and those results will be revealed revealed revealed re re- tonight during a special stomp held at the old fortress SO I GUESS that's all there is concerning the elec elec- this we week k so I suppose I better stop writing about I them So So so long from Brave Talk I who has to talk I gone to a amad amad mad scientist who supposedly I claims he has found the missing missing miss miss- ing but he doesn't remember i where he left it huh j I |
