Show THE THE THE- Eye Ants View fly By MAC This promises to be a buSy buoy week It started out fast and hasn't t let up for a second Sunday MLP and 1 I took the trip up American Fork Pork Canyon over overto overto overto to Provo Canyon and home through Heber lIeber City Quite incidentally in In- we stopped off oft for several hours to climb miles straight up and visit Caves Then wo we crawled trawled back down the path and continued our Journey This climb Is II why we have been walking like a pair of prize fighting sailors sailor It may not actually be miles but It It teems seems like It but again It Is le worth It The scenery I is II magnificent magni every tUrn Ih In th the trail brings a new vista this time of year It Its It's just acc according to a BYU girl student from Missouri Missouri Mis Mil stupendous I know youve you've been blen there you know all about It But Hut you just listen There were too many small email kids in the group for for the Ranger Hanger Inside the cave to let everybody hear his lecture an anu anti finally he just frothed at the mouth and headed for lor the entrance entrance entrance en en- trance moaning low We Ve hurried along for fear hed he'd turn out the lights and lock the door dool The walk back down Is worse than the climb up Ideal Ideal aid would be one roller skate Then you could scoot with wilh one foot and brake with tile the other Another help could be a scoop shovel cl to lo sit eit In and take short cuts across the switch switch barks Of course if it you missed a turn you OU might break the shovel when you you hit bottom M My Lady Fair Fall tried goose goose- stepping with one foot at a time It looks good but really I gets gets gets' you nowhere She tried took walking walling backward She j little hop skip and jumps I crawled Nothing helped We ended up with our legs curled I up like pretzels That night I had to take my pants off over I Imy I my head Try It some time It i aint easy ealY j I It is quite possible our legs will willbe Ibe I j be In shape again by Saturday when we intend to warp them all over again We are going on onan onan onan an day all-day horseback trip sNow v s Now I am an old horse hand myself except for the fact I have not looked a horse in the mouth for a quarter of a century But Dut MLA is not sure which end of the Lors is' is going South and we anticipate an an- I some 1 I have tied her around the kitchen stove sto for fur three hours at a time lime to bow her uM teb out she dim Iloe doesn't lIt like it I ha have hale e hell helped e her hr o 0 oser er eI the bed bed 1 bed I I weal se ell U Lads tIo tu to practice 11 her 1111 nag but she still ends up lacing the horses horse's tail tall It Is la apt at to be something of a apro pro problem lem getting a horse which can carry her all day Those of you who vho have seen her recently may realize that although she she is only five feet tall tail she now weighs weighs' pounds How she ahe will look with a squaw blanket remains to be seen W Well ll all that will Ill be Saturday 1 ie the middle of th the week Is all mine er E E tor since we Ive 1 here berea I have refused td fd be called away away y from duty on Tuesday Wednes Wednesday day da- an n t 1 t I ibis his time I Isaid said the said the wheels s would just have to turn without me and me-and and e everybody every every- ery- ery body Lody agreed and the force Is so I doggoned loyally working hard to F prove proe Im I'm not nol needed Around here bere i that Im I'm a little touched I The Air Force I la II going to haul me and Ind 16 other guy guys down to Field In Florida to 10 see ite a demonstration of serial aerial fire power As AI I said last week Im I'm Imas at u thrilled as II a bubbling bride An Air Force staff car ear Is II to pick me up early Tuesday mornIng morn morn- Ing t td 5 haul me to Hill HIli Field and Ithen then bring me back Thursday Thursday Thurs day evening 1 he neighbors ha hate hae e promised I Plot not to come out and beat sticks on old buckets when 1 I drive awa away This 1 I appreciate ILIo giggles s that she wonders If it Ill I'll have to sit alone In the back seat This 1 I resent Here It Is almost aimed t midnight Monday Mon Ion day Ill I'll be leaving In about six hours and by the time lime you read this Ill I'll be back You ou wanta bet something That I 1 wont won't fall tall out of bed tonight and 1100 break my mT leg Even EIen money Mac I I |