Show Ill Ill- Eye Ants View BY MAO MAC Today Im I'm pretty tired May not get through the day And Its It's all Stan Taggarts Taggart's fault Stan StanI I writes the Outdoors column and he suggested that he show me a I I little outdoors what makes the rocks and le leaves CS and water and goats tick So Im I'm crazy I say MY OK Tb There re I am am na iu hat hat light Ugh coot coat dainty thorn shoes summer UDd underwear under under- I wear wear Just Just right for a pl pleasant r evening vf In the drawing room and nd Stan I la bundled op up Uk like a a. grizzly bens We go tearing I I over the horizon In an open Jeep to check cheek bobcat traps and already my shirt tall shirt tail and too too- nails nalls are flapping But Dut luck Is with me The Jeep quits quits quits' at the base of a tall tan cliff which Stan insists the little car carwill carwill will crawl straight up It wont won't go any further So we start to walk back We walk and walk and walk Must have been 4 40 miles Anyhow a mile and a half Passing m mot motorists o t o 0 r I l 1st s t s a sneer and honk and fire shots at us And we walk and walk Finally we stagger stogger Into civilization dv and I have ha not been I the same It may take a B few days das In the hospital At that I was probably y Believe Id I'd rather walk back k than go where he lie planned to take mein me meIn mein In that crazy Jeep California has one ne detail beckoning beckoning beck beck- my return As usual In a anew anew new I city I checked the telephone directory for lor names Surprise I There Is a a- Howard rd McConaughy In n Covina Covin a Calif I called him oa the phone I r I Just jut before bt wo we left for lor Utah lift awant home but I learned t that he operates A PLUSH CAFE AND AID BAR BAK Next time we get o out t there to weve we've got ANOTHER place to visit For surely he must be a aI cousins cousin's ns n's cousin him himat himat at at least tall shirt tall or kissin And that ought ough to rate at least a leftover leftover leftover left left- over maraschino cherry The annu annual J contest content t for Utah I new newspapers newspapers' will ill bf be held at atthe the state convention in Salt Lake Feb FIb 15 IS and 16 18 HalI heartedly Half hearte ly we entered some categories categorise i J I I I Ii They never mode madg much to-do to about it but butt the Ute Epperson won newspaper contests hand over fist The walls in the office were lined with plaques and citations Well We'll be very happy to settle forone for forone forone one third-place third plaque See what you think think We We entered en- en I these columns for The News The Bee and The Record The auto anto driving test the pile of railroad ties at our house and the visit to the TV station And these editorials Re Record ord I hunting mourning doves Bee I lack of juvenile delinquency In I Utah and News aftermath of the primary and courthouse elect elec Uon tion I elec-I I If II you remember a better one were we're sorry the sorry the entries have gone in Mac |