Show I Eye Ants View BY BY MAC PEOPLE AND PLACES Mayba arent eo so bad after atter alt 1111 Maybe Inflation la is halted hl in md Perhaps we can outlaw pretty oon soon the kind of radio advertising In which the worried little married couple decide decide de de- cide clde they can pay all their bills do all their Christmas shopping and buy a new home and a car all with a loan from Simple Simons Simon's 4 The glimmer of hope comes from the tact fact that theres there's a spot In the area where you can still get a FIVE-CENT FIVE CUP OF COFFEE SECOND ONE FREE No Its It's in Henefer and andI I hope the world will beat a path to the home of at this better mouse mouse- trap I hope the trucks and carswill cars carswill carswill will line up at this little cafe cate with its nickel Java Most of ot all I 1 hope the cafe care doesn't loss lose money I II I What's cook cooking p In mining Nobody will be quoted but the undercover talk In Park City has to do with after the first of the year numerical Figuring numerical odds on the calendar one person out of 50 was born so close to Christmas time Ume that he or she doesn't get any birthday attention at all Theres There's even evea a popular song on the subject sub sub- Jeet Ive I've learned So 80 It Its It's not too surprising that Ive I've heard from lots Iota of people this week who are anxious to Join the Society to Aid People Born In Christmas Week Every Everyone one with that distinction Is II very happy to be a SAP With a little time Ume and the good Lord while we might even form forma a local organization organisation net nest year Just for laughs laughl Were We're hoping to spend my birthday Dec 22 on the Coast where you cant can't toss toes a ar arock arock r rock k Into a group without hitting a shirt taU cousin Do you know ANYONE who doesn't have relatives relatives rela rela- I tives in California T I fun It might be fun to be a mouse around the house houle at the Deloy BIsel home In Woodland Six little girls girl there three there three of their own and three just like their own And Mrs Duel Is I. Just Jut a avery avery avery very pretty little girl herself What a Christmas morning this will be Max Morgan school bus driver sustained a shock theother the theother theother other early windy morning when he tie approached the Veldon Dell Bell home in Round Valley Mrs Bell Dell clad In pajamas and housecoat tore out of ot the house and ran towards the road her herlands hands lands held high over her head asIf as asIt ast It If t appealing for Heavenly aid ald Af Af- ter er her came her husband chasing her ler with a spade held over his head as If seeking a healthy swat at it hi his spouse In lots Iota of ways way Id I'd rather be bea a bus bu driver than than a milk Ilk man man says Max Gosh aoth the things thing I t He as Rut nut then he drove close enough to see lee that the TV antenna wire leading from the rim of Round Valley ValleT had blown oft off its poles in the n night ht a and Mrs Bell was trying I to hold It up so the bus could i drive under And her ber ever loving ever loving man was prepared to lift the wire even higher with the tho spade Suddenly theres there's a throng at atthe atthe atthe the Keith Storey home In Kamas Kam Karri- as AI Mrs Mr Storey became the mother of twin boys boy Tuesday morning That makes make five and five and four tour of them are lest less than three yea years ra old Early one morning this week driving through the slippery darkness dark ness I 1 switched witched oa OR the Stay StaT ort oft the highway atay off the highway ay the radio man urged begged pleaded and order ed eeL Stay off Hells Hell's bells Im I'm already o-n o I muttered My oh my what do I d do l. l now Mc |