| Show r. r We are indebted to the Big K who is Keith Johanson Morgan Morgan Morgan Mor Mor- gan contractor for the following following following follow follow- ing which tells so well what's happening to b business u s i n e s s in America THE LITTLE RED HEN Once upon a time there was wasa a little red Hen who scratched about and uncovered some grains of wheat She called her barnyard neighbors and said If we work together and plant this wheat we v will have some fine bread to eat Who will help me plant the wheat Not I said the Cow NotI Not eNot I said the Duck Not I said the Goose Then I will said the Little Red Hen And she did After the wheat started growing growing grow- grow ing ng the ground turned dry and there was no rain in sight Who will help me water the wheat asked the Little Red Hen Not I said the Duck Not NotI I said the Cow Not I I. I said the Goose Then I will said the Little Red Hen and she did The wh wheat eat grew tall and ripened into golden grain Who will help me reap the wheat asked the Little Red Hen Not I said the Duck Out of my classification said the Pig Id Pd lose my seniority said the Cow Id lose my un unemployment unemployment unemployment un- un employment insurance said the goose Then it came time to bake the bread overtime for me said the Cow Im a drop out and never learned how said the Duck Id lose my welfare welfare welfare wel wel- fare benefits said the Pig If U Im I'm the only one helping that's discrimination said the Goose Then I 1 will said the Little Red Hen and she did She baked five loaves of fine bread and held them up for her neighbors to see I want some said the Cow I want some said the DuckI DuckI Duck I want some said the PigI PigI PigI Pig I demand my share said the Goose No said the Little Red Hen I can rest for awhile and eat the five loaves my my- self Excess profits profits' J cried the Cow Capitalistic leech screamed the Duck Company fink grunted the Pig Equal rights screamed the Goose And they hurriedly painted picket signs and marched around the Little Red Hen singing singing singing sing sing- ing We shall overcome We shall overcome and they did For when the Farmer came to investigate the commotion he said you must not be greedy Little Red Hen Look at the oppressed Cow Look at the disadvantaged disadvantaged dis- dis adv advantaged Duck Look at t the underprivileged Pig Look at the less fortunate Goose You are guilty of making second class citizens of them But but but I 1 earned the bread said The Little Red Hen E Exactly x a c tl y said the wise farmer the wonderful enterprise system anybody in inthe inthe inthe the barnyard can earn as much muchas as he wants You should be happy to have this freedom In other barnyards you would have to give all five loaves to the Farmer H Here Her e r e you give four loaves to your suffering neighbors neigh neigh- borsAnd bors And they all lived happily ever after Including the Little Red Hen who smiled and smiled and clucked I I I am grateful I Iam Iam Iam am grateful But her neighbors wondered why she never baked any more bread |
