Show r r e ONE OF MY favorite candidates candidates candidates can can- for most stupid idiot is the husband of My Lady Fair Louise Of all the available available available avail avail- able potentials I must pick me She says 01 Mac never gets lost sometimes lost sometimes she insists I Ismell Ismell Ismell smell my way to impossible addresses Actually its it's just luck But Saturday evening I g got t lost Right out in inthe inthe inthe the open We decided to come home from Park City by way of Flinders' Flinders M Mountain 0 u n t a i n Meadow Ranch where the eating is very high on the hog So we drove through Snyderville to the Interstate Interstate Interstate Inter Inter- state and turned right on the access road Flinders was only 75 yards away when we went past but it might as well have been 75 miles There was no way to get across to that side of the Inter inter- state So we drove four miles mUes to the Highway 40 intersection managed to manipulate the myriad myriad myriad my my- riad loops and circles there and headed back toward Salt Lake City ONCE MORE we passed the Mountain M Mea Meadow e a d o 0 w this time only 25 yards away but really about 25 m miles 11 e s. s Again w we e couldn't get off the Interstate We had to drive clear down downto to the Kimball Junction intersection intersection intersection inter inter- section turn right again and goback go goback goback back two miles again This time we made it without sending out for a rescue party Dont feel too idiotic said Judd Flinders Happens all the time The Interstate has cut our busin business ess exactly in half They've promised us an exit but instead we got that big fence I I- I pointed to a good highway which leads from the cafe t to towards towards to- to wards ward Coalville or Heber City and told him I must have missed that that- and couldn't see how You didn't miss it it- it said Judd It doesn't go anywhere Dead end One of the best and most unusual unusual un unusual un- un usual fun parties weve we've seen in a long time was in high gear gearin gearin gearin in the back backroom back room A number of important people were having havinga a hard celebrating the passage of April 15 and payment payment pay pay- ment of the income tax Not exactly hobo garb but no dress- dress up one up-one one mink stole on closer inspection t turned u urn r n e d out to be ragged d rabbit Great fun With food and service and decor and party rooms such as those at the Mountain Meadows Judd Flinders will come back But what about Alex Davies His IUs thriving cafe service station station station sta sta- tion and cabins at Kimball Junction Junction Junction Junc Junc- tion were completely wiped out WE WEVE WE'VE VE LEARNED that we weare weare weare are known to persons unhappy with the way we op operate rate as those people Well could be much worse Like all newspaper newspaper news news- paper people we hate to hear the phone ring on Friday too Friday too often its it's readers wishing to give those people I hell hell about something in the paper Folks in other lines of work simply cannot understand why we must live and work by the clock everything clock everything depends upon a certain time That's why we must eat and run Expected some nasty calls last week when I suggested here that wed we'd gone far enough in the moon race Not a call some call some of the daily columnists actually agreed with me Popular fellow columnist Mary Baker says we cant can't use that skinny wasted wasp-wasted typist picture at atthe atthe atthe the head of her much Ion longer the longer the ger-the the fou fourth rth Baker is due about July Weve We've offered her three days off Morgan Mayor Roy Maxwell is getting a little impatient with those who hint that the diameter of the main-line main new sewer now being installed isn't big enough Says he If IT anymore anymore any anymore more sewage than those pipes can carry even 20 years from now comes out of Morgan City were we're going to have guess what piled knee-deep knee to a ash short 0 r t giraffe all over Morgan County Watch the paper pape yours papers r s yours s-yours yours from here here for for a couple more shocking revel revelations a ti 0 n s out of North Summit soon soon Mac |