Show 1 Q f Dont Don't speak to me today Just Suet Ignore me Look past put me or right through me Im I'm furious Ill I'll snap your head oft off Ive I've just been to the store tore and I cant can't find the lost foot Toas tie ties ilea and Ill I'll be danged if Im I'm going to ask a clerk to help me Do you remember Post J Toas ties As far as I know It was wasI the first cereal delivered In a box I all alt ready t to eat I grew up with Post The box had a picture of a little girl sitting cluing on f a stool In front of a fireplace I eating MUng out of a bowl and there was a box of Post be be- tilde aide her and a cat was there thera on the tho floor I uW l this was my Introduction to infinity My brother Paul who I Is la smart explained to me mo that Infinity Is the tho picture of the tho box bor boxon boxon boron on the tho picture of the box on the picture on the picture and so on un endlessly I just mention this here v tK fO tb w 11 know how things canon can cango I go on forever So Bo I go up to the Williams William Store In Morgan which undoubtedly undoubtedly un has the finest and most complete stock of food Items in any tore store In Utah In clUes cities four times as large and andI I stare sure at the cereal racks and what do da I find Life which contains protein Lucky Charms which h Include marshmallows Kb which pro vide vido nutritious kicks Sugar Jets which are oats shaped like space age ago shapes Dran Bran Buds Duds and look at this already defatted wheat germ added I always wanted some defatted wheat germ Bran All which Is Ls probably all bran and different from 40 Per PerCent PerCent PerCent Cent Dran Bran which it tell what else It Is Concentrate boll bull ed down best of everything may be bo Raisin Bran in which you pick out the or spit them behind the kitchen stove Then there is Bran and Prune Flakes Have you always been mad about prune flakes Grape Nuts a familiar old timer old timer which improves with overnight soaking Rice Honeys and Wheat Honeys i with natural honeys as lIS compared I suppose to peroxide lo blondes I I And look Heres Here's Per Fer PerCent Cent Bran Dran which Is probably like All Bran except it is fa ex elusively with fig arid and prune juice added Puffed Wheat and Puffed Rice KIce still sUll shot from guns Wheat Toasted Whiffs Please Ilease pass the Toast Toasted ed Whiffs Whatever happened to Shredded Wheat which is wheat shredded like Uke Corn Flakes and Peaches Dry they snap wet they sog cog but truly delicious While they're working up novel ties why not something like Caterpillar Caterpillar Cat Cat- Crackles or Fly Speckles with Blasted Turnip Now heres here's one Crispy Critters Crit- Crit I tere shaped animal 8 sugar U gar sprinkled oat cereal The fight I begins Maw he got a I didn't get no law f SIaw I I want a Frosted Sugar Stars Stare All these are on the shelf at Williams Sugar Snacks Sugar Frosted Flakes and Cocoa which it says here is flavored chocolate rice S Sugar u g a I Pop Pops s Yummy Froot Flavored Loops which no doubt are just that Frosty I Os O's and these are Goodness Shaped Like Little Frosted Dough I Nuts Goodness Total This one IB js brand new surely It contains eight vitamins and it frightens me A little Trix fruit fruit- flavored corn com puffs putts Twinkles Cheerios which we some some- sometimes times Umes eat for no particular rea rea- son They make you bulge with muscle and pole vault 18 feet feel I already bulge without muscle and I get dizzy up there thero Bran Dran and Raisin Flakes at Flakes at least they have chopped up those raisins here J S' S N i O Corn rn Flakes Flake Which ht h I cant can't re ally tell from Post Pott and will probably end up buying Rice nice Special K and Team Flakes which Is a blend of ot tour four grains It says here Alpha Bite BlUs little letters Jetters which make Words when spread out dripping on a clean tablecloth Sugar Crisp Grape Crape Nuts Nut Flakes which have bave been thawed hawed up and dont don't need a good soak Corn and andRice Rice And you know some same something something thing Three different companies make Shredded Wh Wheat at Ho o copy copyright right on that name More Moro fun possibly Is what they give you when you buy a box Ten gift gUt coupons a car card d game on Linus Lints th the Lion a G 65 5 S pIece set of Western Roundup a New Calico Lassie Doll which is 16 e what Ive I've always wanted most road race game a stuffed to toy Y Toucan Sam a giant flying saucer saucer sauo- sauo er a 15 cent ent record coloring colorin g comics a bird house and bird bir d feeder Holland tulips A chance on toy I sweepstakes a flying clown and circus cannon a two stage roc roe ket baby doll and wardrobe I stamp albums album toy tugboat re reo capes a tossing game toys I galore and what I like best a Breakfast Table Almanac to read while youre you're chomping Please believe there it-there are 5 52 kinds of cereals on the shelves at Williams Store You cant can't go goI I wrong take your pick But 1 J JI I Warn you No Post I Which is why Im I'm Just lust furious Mac I |