Show b br r Its It's j Just st no use uso All I can cando do is la move far tar far tar away like I Maine Maine or Alaska where I dont don't kno f know anybody and everybody will i i have a strange name name Its It's not that I give up easily easily- I z just must face tace facts facto I cant can't remember names One of 0 these days day Im I'm going to face My Lady Fair Pair across the breakfast table and say Good morning uh uh Is It Lola Or Lou I know weve we've met but Im I'm Just Just simply Imply terrible terrible tere ter ter- on names name It has been my wonderful fortune for for- l tune in the past half dozen years to have traveled extensively and to have met a great many mar people Everywhere I go Its It's flattering to bo be re recognized ed by I at least somebody Trouble Is they know me and andI I dont don't know them thorn Maybe Its It's I I tho the Mick mug Maybe they dont don't suffer with Perhaps I I the tho memory of ot the last meeting Is so b burdensome they'll never forget torget Anyhow the conversation goes like this Well Yell hi hl llac jl Long time Good to see you Well Vell hl hi there old friend Yah long time Yah long time Yah By golly Its It's been lets lete see about three months Yep sure has Right at three months Maybe a little more Orless Orless Or Orless less Uh who you with now Same old outfit Mac ha ha I I j Me Me and the wire wife and aid tha the bank Iare aro still partners V 1 y do CO you ou J ask 1 Well Voll uh ul 1 just sl l' l I I Just making l ion t You I I know me Ol OJ Mat Mat- MatLie Lie te 10 Coned e. e I lion tion Maker Ha lIu ha Mac Ia 1 I 1 I wont won't ont belle believe e you know who tho I am am line Have you ou been belting the old oid sauce salce 11 e In the day clay I II I Nope haven't had a drop for I over seven months And of ot course I know you ou Just trying to to remember that silly nickname And anyhow I 1 coul couldn't nt torget I you because this Is your lovely elY I wife and I never forget torget a lady do I uh uh uh Hi Iii Mac Ma hows how's Louise I Just wonderful mentioned you you i I Just yesterday She's over there I talking to Mr and Mrs So they leave and I ask some I bod body eh else elso o Who was waG that 1 I was wasI Just talking to And he says Why you fool that's the Clay baughs baughe from Brigham ham City lies lie the publisher Immediate I past national president of tie I Editorial Association Thought you knew him well I Well I do Weve We've shared staterooms state state- rooms and bedrooms and bath towels and swim towels and eyeglasses eye eye- I glasses and and jok jokers Jok 1 I ers and aces acee But I just juat couldn't think of ot his name There for tor just justa I I I Ia a minute Oh Oh by the way what I Idid did you say his name was again I Only one man I know who maybe may maybe maybe be be as bad on an names as aa I am and that's Governor George Clyde And he has Roland Robson Rob Rob- son out in front greeting every every- body Dont Don't think I can afford allord I I to have Roland as my front man manfor manfor mantor manI for tor a while I I Even the people with whom I i I associate every very every day Like when Dr Ernest Wilkinson came to Morgan to meet the people and I introduced him himI I to more than a dozen Lions I Club members whom I see at least once a week Forgot the names of half haf of them Incidentally Ernie is such a anice anice at nice guy makes you agree that tha t Its It's too bad ha he waited until alter after r he was 05 to go into a ne new w career Must be a handicap facing taca Inc fac ing a young contestant lik like e Sherman Lloyd Mac |