Show w FOR FOH TUESDAY it THOUGHTS Today I am happy that I am Im I not iota a member of or the Republican delegation at tho the National Convention Con Cony in San Francisco Gov imor error George Dewey Clyde would be unhappy with me I would say Just have havo 1 to send Bend me mo back to Utah In disgrace dis 1 grace grAco Governor I be dam it Ill I'll vote for tor Goldwater I And he would look at me over over ver his glasses and he WO would ll I fold one giant hand over oyer the Bother other and he would a uk ask k Tell me why I So I would have to answer I 1 dont don't know why I Just cant can't see eee I him liim as our candidate for tor President dent dent Surely somebody could come come closer to beating Johnson than this charming negative nega nega nega- tive Even Scranton Especially f L Lodge dge or Rockefeller And after atter every everyone one had cUm j bed ted on the Goldwater bandwagon I and he was almost per cent there I would still stand shaking my mi outraged fist and shrieking hoarsely Anybody but Goldwater Goldwa Goldwa- ter ANYbody r. r ANYbody Which Is 1 a pretty good rea son on Im I'm glad I didn't go to I San Francisco Here tere I can scream my head off orf with nobOdy no nobody no body to listen but my long suffering BUffering Lady Fair Louise and she doesn't like Mike him either All of which will bring snorts dt r disgust to several friends who Q me Ine i I rhy my favorite Mr Republican Pop Jenks of Park City who sincere I Iy ly y believes that Goldwater la le the Moses Hoses who will lead us to the I promised land and I admire hIm him more than ever for it it But count mo out please I i In a large group of or conversa convers conversationalists the other evening only two wo recognized the term as ns describing a a. a person who ir ir- with c constant yapping n fault finding fault and disagreeable re reo marks Its It's strange how terms terms' and conversation and comments vary ary geographically After Arter more than eight years of or residence here we always notice the English English derly ed comment He might have done Or he could do You say eay it naturally and we do not disapprove dis approve approve we we Just notice It We also allo notice some lome differ ent not not necea necessarily sadly any more wrong than ours Just different PYON-ey PYON instead d of end And nd TORE TORE- Instead of TOOR TOOK ment meat Louise loves the toned toned- down swearing use of Hell lIell She's thinking of or trying it It id herself Oh my Hell and For H Hells Hell's sake and Oh Hel He almighty Except that she never swears and dl disapproves dir dis approves of r the habit And after atter all we only came a two days drive from where you'd think people talk funny tunny too 1 M M Theres There's one postoffice 1 In n Utah which is probably getting the thrice over treatment from InI inspectors In In- I The Tho man who has hw pleaded guilty to stealing over in about eight years from the March of or Dimes drive of ot which he was treasurer is a postal clerk at Brigham City WAS rather rather- Mac |