Show Interesting this week to check chock some flome so-called so expert 1 tl dons bone ns this column made for tor 1960 just a year ago They were so sa obvious that I couldn't miss of ot course except course except the first ono one and because be stew Everyone will fret tret cause c cause use there is not enough snow It It will snow snow enow some more It sure didn't d n snow snow MUCH more did It Several Severa will steal Iteal water from friends Water Is la different f PT There ere darned near wasn't v enough to steal Iteal n Republicans will vote for Demo Demo- 1 will vote for tor Re Re- publicans They will deny it tt But I n nb secret In 1960 really II I Brack Lee will never get off ott the front page page page-it If he can help it This Thia will probably be a little too tor him to o run for tor higher of of- He pulled some strings though And when he isn't on the 1 j l front page hes he's on I tr r r Lon Lo Hopkin will accept a bid to run for governor If It It And got his hla throat cut by political assassins i I I Governor C Clyde yde will wll again b be bethe 1 the Republican candidate t f for r go goy goy- 1 Ife Ire l will h admit that at he Is rot not t ii politician lan No po comment comment ent My y Lady Lady r. r Fat al will c complain plan again that she abe hasn't a iS single thIng to wear I will wUl agaIn again- bring out but t several b garment an and 8 she atie e will m again B aay n Oh Q those ose old ld things This prediction has been good for 20 years why stop atop now Hunters will declare that shooting hooting Ung does has hal ruined the tho hunting Game officials will d deny y it and prove provo their point with figures They proved It well too J. J Parr Godfrey will be elected president of ot the lile Utah St State te Press Association and every everybody ody will wUl willbe willbe be happy Correct And the same goes in I 1961 for tor Jim Cornwall We will plan a trip to Lake Louise again this summer Some Som will thing happen to lo prevent We did Something did Calpack couldn't arrange vac vacation times to coincide families with au ours s. s By the time they did there was a new mortgage Tho The l will not get getto getto getto to Las Vegas this summer lummer Unless Unless Un less lell he disappears for a long week end They didn't lIe He did But Dut he didn't get past salt Lake i iSome I Some of our readers will wUl complain complain com plain because Its It's so So silly to repart re report re- re port part visits aC across oB the road f for r Sun Sunday Yr dinner We will agree agree I f But u 1 it will keep ke-Elp on happening Darn It I Some of ot our reporters will wUl be bevery bevery bevery very happy because we scratch most of these minor items Items' We will comment about the impossibility of t pleasing everybody It will do no go good d. d Oh so Oh so And people people will continue to refuse to I understand that when were we're loose everything goes and when were we're tight ev everything gets left out Somebody who would call me mea a lunatic If I told him how to Irrigate or run cattle or operate oper open I ate a Store tore or garage or cafe will proudly tell me how to run a newspaper This one will still be good In 1970 So It was for 1960 And eo so it U will be for tor 1961 And may 1961 be the happiest and healthiest and most carefree year you ever spent in your life life Mac Mac |