Show x f Y fI fM I Ml Ant ts t's View i S Eye s-Eye Eye View leW 4 fly Oy By MA MAC Apparently IJ bp I J Ido P to report oU t adm I Ii w i cn fi hf 1 te- te e et e- e come Quite Irn important to u fc t t t many people people- people about me but about b ut ih That's ts the Ufe mat mil matter ter of ot diet Suddenly every one onela la Is becoming weight weight corn clou 8 Most Moet bf bt them wonder how Mac came out Welt Well I lost 12 pounds pound In six IX II wee weeks I tapered 0 off a little after fter Easter Eatter but I have lost three thru more anyhow I i This remarkable feat was accomplished ac hed of or course couttie through pure and sheer ignorance 1 J doubt if there is II any ny one else in this area who can do It You have t to tobe be ibe pretty dumb which I J am to just up and quit eating Its It's a I slap in the fa face e ot of the law of self I Th There re U id some Valuable ble exercise exer exec i cise involved You use your arms arms' In pushing the chair away from the table when you aie are still half half- starved Then you run quickly downstairs and hide in the far I cornet corner of the basement and soh sob You might lick licit the plaster Or nibble a jolt joist I This method Is II good flood for the but terrible for domestic domestic dom estic estle relations It Is II difficult II for a man who Is II always huno hun hun- o gr gry to to display ll pla tender r roving loving I c care re for his hr ti If My My Lady ac y F Fair r heads heads for Nebraska or or or C California l fona some IOme time time soon soon on I yo you will know why Gosh she she's I I p patient J John Owen of ot Kamas has hall lost I 22 pounds and Sand is iseo so very pr proud ud of his hilt new hew figure he will probably sh show w up un for work Worl at good gool old South Summit High In n a bathing suit He followed a doctors doctor's diet Mrs John Martineau of Morgan lorgan is 1 attracting wolf whistles whistle's with I Ithe the glorious results of her diet She did it th the hard way like Uke me If lt these people can get so soI I 1 darned pretty so can I. I So can you ot o I There e are a lot Jot ei things wr wrong t i- i with ma ms th though ugh I 1 made madea I IIi Ii a a very very nervous nervous discovery at Moab recently 1 15 Ih Iti any given group or of persons persona of both sexes I will willbe willbe botho be the only person present who Is unable to squat on his heels This is un un- nerving un erving If It r f had known this this ye years years years' r ag ago it might have affected my personality The posture Is known known- in the theW West W West st a lIB as hunkering There isn't a ach ch chair Ir s so you i Just st sit down own on your your heels Baseball catchers do it for tor hours Cowboys do it around I the campfire Oriental practitioners ers era of Yogi do it it all aU day I cant can't do It at all When I reach a a certain point I fall over over b backward Which Is Ii em em- I I can go down on my to toes toe's toes butt ea-bu ea but t not the heels Can you Possibly this has some c connection jon tion with U the fact that I am the only person we know who cannot cross his legs and then wind Us Ms toe on around the calf of ot the theother other othel leg Dare I continue e to delve into h ot of les' les my being Have I the courage to fa face e the f facts about myself Should I save Those these innermost confessions for tor couch hT And dont don't you think Its It's about bout time to knock knockoUT off oUT I 1 do do Mac |