Show l 1 l Well it worked Last weeks week's fervent fervent plea for tor a euro curo for tor itchy legs disguised by a hunk of ot self self- pity brought results First however piere there was the usual amount of ot razzing and now tho the mat mart is binning banning b to roll in Probably r well we'll never nover hear the last of ot this Morgan Davies called to extend tI Ills His legs itched for lor 16 years e r And then stopped Itching Lanolin got pot the biggest p play ay from callers caller We ut used d Lanolin on me early and then main again to no no avail Baby soap Iti In the bath dont don't wipe the legs after fter the bath let them dry I alone Just Juat tell yourself the leg leg- legs I I arent aren't itching that itching that worked with me It I tried to a couple times but Im I'm m Christian no Scientist i I Move to the West Coast one of tho the most agonizing spells ever was In Covina Calif j I i One of my favorite Summit County ladles offered to scratch my legs if It Id I'd scratch her back tack i Soun Sounds like a won wonderful deal I Dont Don't wear real wool panto panta makes no difference difference but but It Ii IS worse with solid wool Wear yo your r silk Ilik pajamas pajama under your pant panto they're just Juat rotting away way In tn the drawer an n Idea maybe 1 I tSo So on and on with more brand names ail all of at which we had tried and discarded Sunday morning I bathed and andaU andall andall all aU day Sunday and Monday I was in agony even agony even woke up Sunday night scratching my legs raw And Monday evening right after dinner tinner came the phone call n It It was Francis Castle the big Union Pacific man Mac you weren't just kidding about bo t those legs were you f Whose ose legs f Tour lour legs dumb Irishman Indeed not Cas Gas I 1 suppose you want me to cut th them m off At the neck i I Ir Nope Had the same thing for years rare r ar Finally cured C It with Gbye i Wed We'd tried V Vaseline ellne both before before be- be 1 fore and after the bath Never Since I 1 was sit sit- sitting Wig ting there dragging a large sheet sheet I of-No of Three sandpaper back and forth Id I'd try anything I There was waa was a tube of Menthola Menthola-i fu D' D tar far back In the medicine I I e tuat t. t been there since 1904 I I I I I smeared eared it on It Jt burned like Uke fury and aDd went vent en Itching Cat Vaa if you were here Id I'd strangle you and boll your ears ear ear I J h. h hate you Cattle castle I detest dett you And ADd then the burn bum went wont lt Way and It was wa real cool and the Me Itch wa gone Cat Cu i take Uke It all III back l J love lovo you yon I do that tha is s until It tarts starts In ID again If It this stays working watch for tor the establishment of ais a a. tig is' is Itch-Cure Itch outfit which has haa a comer corner on all ail the the Cas and and Mac I |