Show THE THE THE- Ant Eye Ants View Ily By By MAC MACHad Had Ha a couple of falls Fella and a of write ins about last lut weeks week's Armistice Day column Nov Nt N v. v 11 11 1918 1818 didn't fall fait alt on f a Saturday at aa I Imagined because I 1 wasn't In school Any number o M f ppl 1 remember and cana can a prove 0 that It was waa on a Monday Near Nea as al I can remember it it Mat prat kave been one ot those thole days dal r. r when J I was war I had a trap trap- Its lUe and aDd if I was waa lucky enough to s ca catch b a a. skunk I had to sit alt jat un l the he house bouse in m my longi long drawers i until my clothes clothel aired We burled We-burled burled them In a hole hot In Inh Inthe Inthe the h back yard for 24 hours On u such auch h a adey day I didn't flo po to school It was waa well anyhow to Jet the o. o teachers ch catch up once once In a while l Maybe Ill I'll hear from yon TU folks thle week too if It Ive I've Mid tali title hie story atory before Its It's about 1 and ad I like it so II I cat cant remember it if this Is II a aThe red 4 The late American colony colonT in lion Hong gong was waa homesick and wished key y could celebrate Nl ia la rest real eal old fashioned Ameri Amert American can n style One of ot the the- ladles ladlee an ur reseed mated a wonderful surprise She She eat eat all the e way w way y to the States for 4 a great big turkey She and the they Chinese house boy Wong cooked up a tremendous Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings trimmings- and invited everybody As A. the guests ut sat at the table waiting for the big surprise W Wong ng entered the dining room carrying the huge roast turkey on a great groat platter In all ail iti tl ti American glory I Wong slipped lIpped the turkey tell feU to the floor and the Wong stepped d on It I out some lOme of the dressing The Tbs i room room warn waa tilled with the tho delicious aroma aroma of ot turkey and oyster dressing dressing dress dress- I ing and Wong burst buret into tears tear i iThe The hostess arose perfectly to to the the ff That alt air right Wong she soothed Take that one o out t tInto Into the kitchen and BRING IN THE OTH OTHER R O ONE E.- E. Remind me some borne time time tame timeto to tell jou OU oar Dean Deai Carlton Culma Culmsee's del delightful de do- l story torT about the two Wong So now still lUll because bE its it's I Thanksgiving time here another I er demonstration of ot need for tor fast tat thinking t tA A as the day neared Its Ita end has only one hen left In walked a woman who said she ahe was wal entertaining some lome friends and wanted a hen for tor or supper The but butcher her reached into the Ice barrel and bro brought bt forth his one remaining h hen n. n He lie p. p yet pit it on the scale and said This hie one cne is u 18 I We said laid the customer tom I h. h y yI I I really reilly liy h d Q la tI In mind The butcher butche III faU faL dr dripped the hen hen tack bacil Into Inlo the barrel buret It around around In In the thEl I lice and lifted It 11 out lie He once I again placed It on the scale Hale andON and said said Now ON this one one will Mill be The woman thought for a a- a moment and then l ald know wJ at II Eo I f aue geese s 1 Ill I'll Just 1 take e both of them them I u u I I |