Show l. l HE E- E Eye Ants Eyelie Antii View r r-By J MAC What Whet happened to us UI Saturday S shouldn't happen to dog dogs dOI Ra Rather her It tt should too Everything went wrong you hear We were Invited to Logan the Utah State e at- at t- t tUfi b n 9 tour t rl the of-the campus and aRd the Idaho football foot ball game All free eee see Now before we get get as silly as I usual let fet me say aay here Tn In all III seriousness that Dean Carlton Culmsee head of the University sity- sity College College- and J J.- JA A A. A Allred Allred head of the Department of Journalism were the perfect hosts Everything was Wl just right everything went went like work clockwork the luncheon eon was Wl really a I banquet and the the football football foot ball game was wit a thriller On top of all this My Lady Fair and Dud Bud who who made his biB first acquaintance with the grand gang ot or Utah newspaper people agreed that the campus and especially the stadium are the most moat beautiful they have visited The first idea that things w were re renor not nor going to t be b all aU fooey-fooey fooey come came before the lunch luncheon On when distinguished guests were were introduced Introduced intro by Dean CUlm lee whom I had classed ae as 8 a good friend Up to then I traced braced myself started buttering a roll mumbling to myself Nonchalant see Bee Now there may be b. those thole among you who do not that I 1 am aim am distinguished But Ido I t Ido do distinguish myself In many ways and Dean Dead Culmsee knows knowl knowlI I It I am m o iI a distinguished eater Judo of O r J y r ter- ter less I. I lee and Ind yo you ought t to taut e me m himy in hi my brown rown suit ulL Fu Furthermore I 1 po pose well weft weft before the fl fire place Still with all ail Jug ing points point It ft finally became ap- ap that Dean Den Culmsee had no Intention whatsoever of ot asking me nc to come to the rostrum and say aay a few words I 1 tore up all my lIY notes In a lit fit of rage I refused t tr tic speak peati to to during the luncheon U- U not even even even eay amen when some lom one asked the blessing Afterwards I approached CC CO end and chided him on th the matter He lie j reminded me me that the that the schedule was running 20 minutes minute Itte arId anil utter lifter all there was wad a guest sp SI aker who ho had bad be been widely widely wide wide- ly Iy advertised and he was supposed supposed sup sup- up-i up posed to lu do the speaking that day It Is II just a wild tale which some ome one started the started the story tory that I gra grasped ped the deans dean tie and nd ked Je-ked him abo about t while I reminded him hm that every every one on would woud rather hear me orate orte for 1 1 minutes maybe 20 or 30 than eat ear any day In the week I This Is just lust simply Imply not true I W Why y M At At Lady Fair kicked me r n II In the shin and Protestor Professor Allred All All- red red grabbed m me rr I I will 1 never neve know ll J I wo was being as as a gentlemanly as al possible Under UDder the circumstances circumstance After all aU e And then later on the way war to the stadium I picked a up a piece I o- o of- of paper 1 I always do You Vou should see ee the collection in the garage And It wee Mas as a check made out to P. P L. L Norgren I have been called eve every every- ry- ry gb h Tim P C L C Norgren and do not forget It I announced Bud la is Bud Norgren you are Mrs Mr at re east lt until I get this check cashed ML reminded me that the Good was Lord and and my f tainted sainted parents would be ashamed asham ed of me me Dud Bud walked away and J joined another er J group croup Publishers Publishers Faun Run Cox of of or Mantl and Russ Rues of or Lehl Lehi ald said I 1 was wal doing the right thing and there was almost al al' almost almost most an another fight Finally I gave pave the check to the announcer It was WM for What happened to us ul on the way home was of course exactly what what I deserved she says It was I raining cats and dog doge We were wre heading beading for Salt Lake City and I the pro football game We had free fee tickets to that one too Why we e dont don't Jo ip m p places J K js because be be- cause caule they usually I co t Just JUI past Palt City there had bee been beena a flood on on the uphill side aide and anda a small torrent of mud wa was running across the pave I ment the a left Ift window and Ift ventilator w. w were open And at that hat spot a far JI pawed a I- I us We were almost burled buried In in sloppy mud This part at least lust is le true By Dy the the time Ume 1 J get pet the tho car stopped slopped we were ware al al- in t the e ditch and we e were r gasping Our clothes cloth may mar not no 0 4 have been ruined but they ther were 1 l sure aura a me mess mM s. s I I. I We Wp W didn't get didn't-get get to to the thi thero pro ro toot fool ball bAil tameL game We We Just went bom home See what I mean meal T a day dY I Why dont don't you Join UI ue next timer I I |