Show now HOW TO 1 MAKE A GOOD WIFE UNHAPPY See your wife as seldom as aa po l- l ble If It she is warm hearted and cheerful in temper or if after a day or a weeks week's absence she meets you with a smiling face and in an affectionate affectionate manner be sure to look coldly coldly coldly cold cold- ly upon her and answer answer her with monosyllables If If she forces back her tears and is resolved to look cheerful sit Bit down and gape in n her presence till she is fully convinced ed edof of your indifference Never think you have ave anything to do to make mako her that her happiness Isto is isto isto to flow from gratifying and when she has done all a woman can do be sure you do not appear gratified Never take an Interest in any of her pursuits and if she asks your advice make her feel that she is troublesome and Imper impertinent nent If It she attempts to rally you good on any of your peculiarities never join in the laugh but frown her into silence If she has fa faults which without doubt she will have hae and perhaps may be ignorant of never attempt with kindness to correct them but continually upon her ears eara What a good wife Mr Smith has hasT Ho low How happy Mr Smith Smithis is with his hia wife Any man would be happy with such a wife wifel In company company company com com- pany never seem to know you have havea a wife Treat all her remarks with remarks WIth indifference Be very affable and to every every other lady It If you IOU follow these directions you may maybe maybe maybe be certain of an obedient and heartbroken heartbroken heartbroken heart heart- broken wife |