| Show d 1 IllIf r t Dads Dad's Column i ti t p 14 1 I I I I I I I 1 I I I H I I I I- I TIlE nOO BOOMERANG I WHEN A bit o of sunshine hits joe ye l After passing o of a cloud When a fit o of laughter gits ye And yere spine is proud Dont to up and fling it At a soul that's blue For tho mini miniC that ye sling It Its It's a boomerang to you f Jack Crawford 00 ThIRD OF A C WHILE THOUSANDS or of men women and Children line the sidewalks of Times Square In New York City 1200 members or of the Wom na Army Corps pass in review before Colonel Oveta Culp Cuip HobbY Director of the Corps in celebratIon I ot of the third anniversary anni o of the WAC I On the reviewing stand behind the I notables can be seen the huge pound birthday cake baked especially for forthe the event Colonel Hobby used a sword r once owned by the Marquis de Lafayette r to cut the tho first slice or of the six foot I I cake Every ery purchaser of a War Bond received a piece of the tasty cake I so long as It lasted Colonel Hobby L L told the assembled throng that It would S r not be a happy birthday for tor the Wo- Wo Women's mens men's Army Corps until the corps wO 1 had f celebrated its fourth or fifth birthday and also celebrated V-J V Day To the b Colonel Hobby said You are I women serving all allover allover over the United States and at InstallatiOns overseas You are now doIng jobs You pre re the ement for men That has been your our service to your country BrIgadier General Sumner Waite Chief o of Staff ot of the Second Ber- Ber vice vico Comm Command nd told the You are endurIng the hardships ot of war with the same fortitude and typically typically ally American good humor as your bre- bre breI I thren in arms the AmerIcan dough dough- Life ArmY 1915 1775 WHEN PAUL Revere roused roused the men ot of New England in 1775 he be shouted To arms The Redcoats are comIng I I It If he made the same ride ride-In 1945 he I probably would say The Redcoats are 4 coming FU out occupatIonal and family status register for tor employ employ- employment employment I ment interviews accomplish all ail ratIon ratIon- ratIoning log ing forms and letters and prepare for preliminary physical screening I Bushnell Bugle I l' l NT CS TWO t IS TREATMENT THE OLD adage ot of killing ing two bIrds with one stone was brought to the mInd t- t of a Bushnell patIent early this week having his picture taker taken In a photograph with the number of lights beaming down on him he sounded i ot off with what is this two In one e. e heat treatment and picture tak- tak 1 I r 00 o I LOOK TO YOUR XMAS S MAIL lL i LIST NA NAY Y URGES YET the Fourth ot of JUly Just gets past and tb they're askin for ChrIstmas presents says the Ogden Hill full 5 fielder I To help level out the heavy load ot of Christmas mall mail and to conserve shipping space the Navy has announced to the home front that unlike last year Christmas packages may be mailed at any time during the year and may be Insured i The Navy also revealed to the folks back home that extensive surveys have shown that Navy personnel overseas prefer the following as gUts gifts In order named Pictures canned luxury foods olives nuts sardines etc books I writing portfolios service watches watch pipes I pens engraved identification tags wa- wa waterproof wallets and cigarette lighters I Overseas men and women do not want cakes kes soft candles candies and cookies which dont don't stand travel well the surveys re- re reI revealed I nor such Items as cigarettes soaps shaving creams shaving kits sew sew- sewIng sewIng Ing kIts hair tonics shampoos lotIons lipsticks cosmetics etc which are arc on Sale at Navy stores ashore and afloat Worst ot of aU all 15 any sort ot of food or materIal which It If its container becomes or broken will damage the rest Of the mail In the sack TilE URGE TO GET aROUND I NO PEOPLE on earth compare with the people ot of the United States In the I urge to get around The phenomenon Of Cf the war pre Sunday drive was virtu- virtu virtually ally Unknown in any other land Taking trIps whether by private automobile 1 or by public carrier for the pure and simple joy ot of going places is as pe- pe American as the game or of base base- baseball ball bai Travel expresses our pioneer bent herit- heritage r age says a booklet distributed by the I Paper company There is no guesswork In predicting that that- Americans will Journey farther tarther and flore often otten than ever before once the bars are down again Tens or of millions have had their whetted to see other Oth new service flea and women have travelled a a. greater I I aggregate than than distance durIng the war I they normally woUld have bave covered in a lifetime The war worker and his family make up another group of or I Ono who have crossed state lines Unes or even eYen the br ot of the land in direct consequence of the war A or intersectional marriages growing OUt of romances will mean an anI 1 I million long trips each year to see the folks In distant parts or of the I country I II j One man in every five has declared his nut first war post purchase will be a new llew automobile His IUs dream car may be 1 a Jeep or a a plastic greenhouse t c on fl Wheels Whee Chances are ho he will be ablo to have havo either in the not too distant 1 00 I CLASS SAYS BRYANT RYANT Hickley in the thc Utah F a er I. I f t I people there Is growing U L t tp p all Over the land an increased in- in interest terest in i cl reunions and gatherings Of time Old friends Conspicuous among Continued on Page Four I I I Dads Dad's Column Continued from veer pace PO 8 One ODe reunion ic organizations g are emeri emeri- emeritus emeritus ethes these The membership of ot these tug groups who were of ot students made mode up Is 15 groups their Alma Mater fifty from graduated These clubs bring brine more ago years or unusually Interesting groups together perCent perCent- small Email Half Hal century ago only a people had ad the op opportunity ago of ot young college for the time of ot attending ity Now they aro arc to graduate required and should would seventy or eighty years of or age I Interesting To face for fifty fUty years yeas I be uni uni- university university winds to qualify In the I opposing to keep sane of ot hard experience I it lt all Is a n real through sweet and this work no credits achievement For are recorded accorded on school registers no I are diplomas are ro awarded no degrees real conferred Nevertheless It requires soul fiber and strong hearts to reach ahead when the the shore fifty years current runs against you those far faraway faraway When you call tho the roll of away awny days you find somo some names written In Who and some Orne are carved on tombstones Some have achieved nobly and boldly Others rr have gone quietly and steadily along and unsung It Is Interesting to seethe see seethe seethe f fand the girls you smiled on long ago to meet the boys you palled with in your youth and see seo what fifty years have I meant to them Some have gone gono beyond 11 their fondest dreams Others have been I lost by the wayside waysl e. e In the sifting pro pro- process process process cess of or fifty years the chaff has been blown away aay It does one good to live i I I again tho halcyon haleyon hal on days of or his youth to ponder the meaning and mystery of or life me to wonder onder why some somo have hae traveled so far and others have missed the bus Is there a destiny that shapes our ends I rough-hewn rough though it be bo Are all people tho the architects of their own fate rate Has Providence been kind to some Ome or what Yes it does docs one good to meet and mingle with his companions of ot long ago If U there aro are differences there aro no class distinctions As the years go by friendships friend friend- friendships friendships ships come to mean more to us They bey aro are among our most precious posses posses- Cherish them Make new friends but keep the old These bese are our silver sUver those are gold o o o LOOKING FOR FOIt DISCHARGE SECOND Well Private Jones I understand youre you're beefing about something some some- something something thing lets let's have it What is it you want to get off oU your chest Overseas Ov Veteran This 18 dog tag sir O O O STEP STEl DOWN DOW I WHEN CALVIN Coolidge was Vice President of the United States a B fire lire alarm was given one night in the hotel I I where he was staying All AU the guests gu sta came running into the lobby Coolidge among them However he soon Oon realized there was ns no real danger and started to return to his room The be fire marshal stopped him Como Come back bade here ho shouted Where are you going Who do you ou think you are arc Im tho vice president observed Coolidge mildly Oh Im I'm sorry Orry sir apologized the marshal Go right ahead Coolidge had taken a n few tew steps when the he marshal called after him Say what fro are you vice president of on The be United States replied Coolidge Why didn't you say so demanded the lie fire marshal Get right back here Tho rho bo only reason I let you go was because I thought you were the vice president of ot d the hotel Exchange O O O OA A L 1915 HEROINE EXCERPTS FROM the tho diary of ot a 0 fe female fe- fe female female male voyager Monday Was flattered to be placed e-d e at the the table table Tuesday Spent tho the morning on the bridge The be captain seems to like lIko Ine mo Wednesday The Tho captains captain's proposals ata ailo are becoming to an officer and a n gentle gentle- gentleman man i r Thursday The be captain threatens to sink tho the ship if J I X do not agree to his proposal Friday I have saved lives GARDE HINT SHALLOW cultivation of or the garden soil kills weeds that take both plant food tood and moisture needed by the vege vege- vegetables vegetables vegetables tables it also makes a n dust mulch that lessens surface surta evaporation o o MAKE ln IJ EM I WORK ORK SHEAF HAS announced that I prisoners of ot war will wm be put to work as laborers The Tho French will wm supervise their work O O WOMEN WO mN BOUGHT RECORD LIFE INSURANCE IN Ll WOMEN BOUGHT DOUGHT 17 more ordinary life lite insurance in 1944 than in the previous previous ous year according to an analysis of ot a B I representative e section cross-section of ot the Uni Uni- United I United ted States Stated life Ufe insurance business made by the Institute of ot Life Lite Insurance says I tho the Insurance News Their purchases reached a a. new peak accounting for more moro than sixth one-sixth of all adult ordinary Insurance issued last year compared with one-eighth one in 1942 In number of or policies women's pur pur- purchases purchases purchases chases were of or even greater importance it being estimated that they accounted for third one of all ordinary life lite insurance in In- insurance Insurance sales in the h year y nr I O O O HERE lIEUE AND THERE I THERE WILL be an increase in the manufacture of ot kitchen gadgets they say and what could be more useful dur dur- during I dur-I ing lug an egg shortage than a nice new egg egg- eggbeater beater Ryan beater Ryan in Boston Bo ton Herald egg I THE TASK confronting tho Allies in Germany is a tremendous one Some peo peo- people peo-I peo pIe think that it will wUl be almost as ns hard bard to put the country together as Ut t was to take it apart Bri baker in The New I Yorker Yorke I RADIO COMMENTATOR Chester Mor Morr rison says Britain has returned to nor nor- normal mal the mal the Loch Ness monster has been sighted again in Scotland o ho ne and knows THE MAN who k knows knows To him your homage bring and wins WID that hat waits walts lIe He wields the power And he is rightful king S. S. S V. V Cole PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT GRANDFATHER Now Grandson Ive I've practicing law for tor 60 liO years been long longtime longtime longtime Grandpa that's a Grandson My ought to be a areal areal areal time to practice You real lawyer pretty soon I should think LADIES LADIES' S' S FOOTWEAR WERE WE'RE GLAD the old woman who lived in a shoe Belonged to tho the days of ot yore of- of heelless toeless Because with these fairs She wouldn't be safe sare any more Rays Rays of or Sunshine t O O O VICTORY GARDENERS ATTENTION machine A NEW potato harvesting harvesting- boxes The fie digs brushes grades and potatoes in a continuous operation O f CATCH HITLER ALIVE THEN lunE HERES SOME SO IE SUGGESTIONS LONDON April 3 AP AP The The London Evening Standard sampled public opinion opinIon opinion ion on the question what would you do with Hitler if It they catch him him alive Among the hundreds s of answers Fasten him to a rocket bomb timed tuned to explode in the air exhibit him and use uso the money raised to reduce the British Income tax chain him near neara a n siren put him astride a and aim it at Germany Bind him to a n donkey facing the tall tail talland talland and promenade the pair through regions where atrocities have been committed DY oy his order send him to Coventry put him on Devils Devil's Island for life at athard athard athard hard labor wearing nazi full dress uniform uniform uni uni- form and Iron cross Make him stand and salutes in every German village while village while loud speakers broadcast records of or his speeches peeChes hound bound him day and night but dont don't kill fill him One Londoner wrote My house has not rot been painted since the war began Lend end me Hitler for a week ogden week Ogden Victory News u |
